Phoebe

Anyway I want a puppy.

Not just that I could fall asleep. No I was already asleep and then I wasn’t anymore. Good lord.

I understand having people over at night and laughing and being loud, that’s mostly fine. But having the utter gall to hit your ceiling when I talk to a friend on the phone (definitely talking) and then literally the next night getting into a screaming match that WOKE ME UP????

Devastatingly, my apartment is super cute and has space for all my stuff and is really close to my job. But not dog-friendly and now I’m really regretting that. And my downstairs neighbor is REALLY loud and inconsiderate. So I’ve got five months to come to terms with all that or decide to move again

it doesn’t get any clearer that america’s betrothal to fossil fuels is about letting energy companies pick our pockets to prop up their obsolete industry

Screencap of Tumblr post. Text reads: "trans girls will be like “yeah i mean my voice isnt that good” and then make noises that activate the prey drive humans haven’t had for thousands of years see also: trans girls being like “oh you know i dont really like my face but it’s ok it’s whatever” and then you hop on a video call and you’re staring at aphrodite How do I reblog this so my trans girl friends can feel validated and see what I think of them while also being the exception? simple. acknowledge that you aren’t actually the exception and the fact that your body and face and voice might not look exactly how you want right now doesn’t mean they’re not beautiful and they’ll only get better from here"

PSA for all trans girls, and I do mean all

But I looked cute and I had two (2) drinks. And now I’m laying in the dark with my cat but I’m not wasting a riza on this one. I’ll just sleep and take one in the morning if I need to

tried to go out with my coworker and her friends tonight and so immediately the noise and lights and rain gave me a migraine. homophobic, frankly

Someone I met at the wedding who’s really cool and cute and amazing thinks I’m cool and wants to hang out and I’m gonna die about it I think

The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented

If you know about the racism designed into these apps as well as the way they misfire on trans people it’s a good time to be terrified.

this is the maddest a pope has been since they had armies

This has to be one of the greatest gags in schism history

I’m gonna break him like a horse

met someone so exactly my type at my bestie’s wedding this weekend that I’m buying sex toys about it

Microsoft Cancels 244-Acre Caledonia Data Center After petitions and meetings, Microsoft scrapped a 244-acre data center in Caledonia, citing community feedback, and may seek other sites in Southeast Wisconsin

Hello from Wisconsin, where the relatively small village of Caledonia got Microsoft to cancel their data center, after resident pushback. www.techrepublic.com/article/news...

I’ve fallen victim to one of the classic blunders (can’t find my glasses because I can’t see, can’t see because I can’t find my glasses)

I hate to break it to you but self-titled TV is finished, she just hasn’t released it. she ended up buying her masters back first

You know he doesn’t take himself too seriously!

honestly kind of a green flag

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

Curly hair I want to patpat.

A little feral with how desperately he wants to be a part of the family who’s almost adopted him but not at all, at war within himself to loyalty (or did I hallucinate that plot point with Hyde?) to birth family when S/Fs are the ones who carried him through. A little stinky. Basement dweller.

can I say something I’m pretty sure is factually wrong but vibes kinda real actually. Theon Greyjoy Steven Hyde. Do we see the vision

KISSING BRAD MARCHAND ON THE NOGGIN

There was a gif posted on tumblr with a deeply distracting omegaverse concept in the tags and now any time I see him it’s all I can think about

advocating for radical acceptance of the fact that if you live in the same house as a cat, there will always be some fur on your clothes

Riker tooting on that boner

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater