Phoebe

I actually bought the wintergreen vinyl while on the phone 😭😭

Kinda rude of her to schedule the countdown to end exactly when my interview is supposed to start 😭😭 if it’s a vinyl drop save one for me pleaseeeeee

Who up thinking about buying a theremin?

The energy I bring to social events: Ai is 💀 the planet and chat gpt is making you stupid

People love it

A screenshot from Season 1 of Game Changer, where Sam says "Your significant others have been in control of the lie detectors this whole time!" And then a screenshot from Season 7 of Jacob Wysocki saying "Please don't steal my blood again."

season 1 vs. season 7

Bestie thinks based on my recounting of my job interview I can probably expect good news. I have had a stress dream about it but also I will survive this. This is not nearly as hard as the hardest thing I’ve done so like. what’s my whole deal. come on now

If you’ll have a car, Provo has cool museums (I really liked the Museum of Mormon Mexican History—had a personal guided tour and saw original docs and clothing and stuff. Hole in the wall type place) and at least while I was there, a good Peruvian restaurant

I was there a few years ago, pre-Covid. The only thing I really recommend is avoiding touristy activities on Sundays since a lot of the big stuff is closed. Obvious, but inconvenient to walk up to the big museum doors, try to open them, realize it’s a Sunday, and then have no idea what to do 😂

Cartoon with corporate media asking U.S. Government how it would like "Control of Internet Speech" wrapped: Anti-terrorism or protect kids

t's amazing how this is from more than 20 years ago but very well could have been from today.

A thing that always makes me smile - people discovering that fountain pens are comfortable to write with, that their hand hurts less than with a biro, and their handwriting is more legible when they're not having to press so hard.

Is it a slightly smug smile? Yes, sorry, I am a very fallible human.

idk this is all such a mess and I’m so upset with him and sad for my grandma and my dad

and if he won’t do his pt then he can’t be there for my grandma as she loses her sight so they can’t help each other

to be clear. we don’t want to have to move him. but he’s not going to move in with anyone in the family (granted he’s not terribly welcome at this point) and they live in the middle of nowhere so it’s not feasible for anyone to move in with them

refusing to do his pt or follow a frankly very easy diet plan. gonna have to put him in a nursing home and that is going to be so so hard. fucking. just what if you DID WHAT WAS GOOD FOR YOU

makes my grandma cry. my dad was near tears talking about what an ass his dad is being. scared my nanny kid with his yelling

lord give me the strength not to drive two hours to bitch out my eighty five year old grandfather

Somehow this is the best photo of the lake I have saved to my phone? So I know what I’m up to this weekend

Photo of my local marina on Lake Michigan

Yeah 💙

“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement

it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught

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Begging someone to go into the Google offices and just spend every day yelling at random managers "remember when your products worked? Remember when they worked so well your company name became a verb? Have you considered doing that instead of shoveling this AI dogshit all day????"

I just think if you’re going to have audio playing on your phone around other people you should use earbuds. Including in your own house.

I would bet money Jane is a veteran of the Ray Wars

I wish I could unsubscribe to specific fandoms from an author often tbh

Everyone sleeping on 5-2-4-1-3-5

Tapper writes this without acknowledging that Milk himself served in the US Navy during the Korean War, or that Milk was assassinated while serving honorably in public office

russian history has aesthetic despair for those without eyes to read

He’s a weird guy but by god he hates PFAs

Oh hey my neighbor helped make this happen! Nice going Steve

As a bookbinder if you send me a file you want bound as a book in PDF format I’m not doing it. The singular exception to this is if you are also a bookbinder.