@miklovin.bsky.social
Would that it were so simple nyc | 27
Thinning about her today. Just want her back. It hurts so much.
18.08.2025 14:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My dad just asked me how they choose the next pope. What an unparalleled rush.
22.04.2025 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Asking the target employee if they sell loosies (I only need two forks)
15.04.2025 11:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Asking the regal cinemas bartender if they have a Minecraft drink
08.04.2025 23:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tim Cook is begging me not to reveal this but the apple store doesn’t even sell apples
27.03.2025 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 010 years since Zayn left One Direction. Karaoke bars shaking in their boots.
25.03.2025 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Placing second at bar trivia like it’s my job
24.03.2025 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IT-themed drag queen that serves phish
23.03.2025 12:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You buy one pair of shorts from eBay 9 years ago and they get to email you about changes to their privacy notice forever
19.03.2025 13:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyone want me to call them and recite 75 digits of pi from memory
14.03.2025 21:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Insane Clown Posse V @icp •• • I Don't care what we've said in our raps, woman come No 1. We all owe our lives to wemon.
Happy International Women’s Day
08.03.2025 22:59 — 👍 2889 🔁 511 💬 41 📌 16I wish I was a millionaire so I could send my friends singing telegrams instead of texts
08.03.2025 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Watching SNL 50 in a super normal way
17.02.2025 01:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When a truck with high beams is driving behind me it’s kind of like okay so I’m in Mad Max
16.02.2025 12:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ready to risk it all to make boxed brownies (buying $9.99 eggs at Walgreens)
14.02.2025 04:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of two people in the exit row on my plane. This must be how Spider-Man feels all the time.
03.02.2025 16:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did they make gnomeo and juliet do the whole double suicide thing
30.01.2025 22:22 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Flawless scoring system in place
30.01.2025 22:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trying not to block people with different political opinions so I don’t exist in a bubble but oh I’m so angry all the time
29.01.2025 11:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I woke up and had peace for a brief moment before remembering
24.01.2025 14:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry boss I need to take a half day. Challengers didn’t get a best score nomination and I need to take a 5 hour nap to cope with it.
23.01.2025 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Taco Bell on 3rd ave is robbing me
21.01.2025 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Is he hot?” “He’s married” okay so not the question I asked at all
21.01.2025 13:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only referring to him as “Teddy Roosevelt from Newsies” out of respect
16.01.2025 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Count Orlock was really into Star Wars blaster noises.. call it Nosferatpew
14.01.2025 23:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who up taking a break
10.01.2025 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At this point I’m semi-pro at reaching across the aisle. I know and love so many fans of the dodgers.
05.01.2025 15:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trivia answer was Josh Groban so I naturally said “he was on glee” ruining all my street cred with the trivia people. In search of a new bar as we speak.
04.01.2025 15:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Another one of my tiktoks blew up (12 likes) so I need to get ahead of this - I got cornrows on a vacation when I was eleven
04.01.2025 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coworker showed me a picture of them in Italy and it unfortunately looked a lot like Paso Robles
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