Dewey Cassady (Small Town DND)

I believe that people should be allowed to have phases of their life they aren't proud of and not have to live in fear of them forever but I also think if you have an old Nazi tattoo and you're running for public office you should get it covered up and probably be ready to explain it lol

the president has destroyed the east wing of the white house without so much as a word of input from anyone else to build a royal ballroom paid for with bribes

The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes

they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade

the forced self-censorship gibberish we all have to do on social media now is having a devastating effect on the way people communicate with each other. nobody in a healthy society is saying "unalived"

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.

Come on Donny you can’t make it this easy

The inflatable costume thing with the protesters is really good because it renders the body armor/CoD weaponry aesthetic of the ICE Nazis even more ridiculous than it already was. Suiting up like Rambo to face down a dancing frog. No coming back from that

They are arriving because of the mass mobilizations and they have figured out that Twitter isn't going to be the main space to monitor activity.

"I work as a bartender and it always amazes me how solid this stereotype is," he wrote. "Every now and again a black patron will leave a 15-20% tip, but usually it [is] between 0-5%. There's got to be a reason behind it, what is it?" That same year, he also responded to a post about underwear designed to prevent sexual assault saying people should "take some responsibility for themselves and not get so f—-ked up they wind up having sex with someone they don't mean to?"

My take on Platner/Mills is that she can be bullied into nuking the filibuster but he can’t be bullied into not having held these opinions at *29*.

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there’s quite literally no purpose in continuing to pay taxes if they’re going to weaponize them against a majority of people paying them like this

Hey quick question why do I pay federal taxes

Of all the things that didn't happen below, Eric Trump having four friends is the one that didn't happen the most.

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

"Instead of Columbus, we should celebrate all Italian women for being so hot." this is a genuine thought I had this morning. I'm sharing it as an act of contrition. please do not get mad at me. please do not become passionately enraged with your fiery tempers and strike me with a heavily-ringed hand

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Got really high and realized this is actually about the Democratic Party

This is the second time the Cubs have won 3 games facing elimination in a single postseason, joining 2016 (WS 5-7)

i think it's good for a major to call the military fat and gay and then skip out on their pay, i think that bodes well

This is terrifying!

ICE breaks into this woman’s car in the pick-up line at West Loop Elementary school in Chicago and detains her before she can pick her kids up from school. (They were eventually let go after showing their documents)

This is Trump’s America.

The New Deal must've been so cool man, new president shows up and goes "alright fuckers, New Deal time, rule one is everything rocks, rule two is no more shit that sucks, rule three is you can afford food now"

The part of your brain that manages social interaction is stored in the foreskin

sorry boss i cant stop thinking about trains on account of my huge, cut johnson

It's difficult at times to hold both "this admin is doing lasting and serious damage to our institutions and the globe" and "this admin is full of the most bafflingly incompetent idiots you've ever seen who fall over themselves like a Vaudeville act constantly."

The duality of man is incredible.

The administration’s current approach to “the cartels” is bombing civilians who they accuse of being part of cartels and killing them without any arrest or trial. And Bondi just said that they plan to “take the same approach” with antifa as they did with drug cartels.

Photo of barrelman pointing a bat at the camera on a train form the Milwaukee journal sentinel. Caption says “Milwaukee Brewers mascot Barrelman squeezes hit way into the the Amtrak Hiawatha train at the Milwaukee Intermodal Station in Milwaukee, Wisconsin on Oct. 8, 2025, headed for Chicago to watch the Milwaukee Brewers take on the Chicago Cubs in Game 3 of National League Division Series playoff baseball game.”

This is probably what that lady was seeing when she was yelling about people not being real on the plane.

I don't like him personally, but David Simon on AI is the final word on the subject.

i wonder if a sufficient number of viable democrats have it in them to effectively counter a narrative of "i am tanking the economy, firing everyone i can, and sending soldiers to push you around if i dont like the way you think, and also lee greenwood is the only music allowed"