Nate

Why is it fair to force you to pay for the things you need to live, does t that imply that you think you deserve to die? Like you being dead would restore the universe to its moral course?

Yeah, no official DC T-shirts happening here.

Pete Davidson just became the only victim of 9/11 to get reparations from the Saudi regime.

This guy is so fucking stupid, man. This is straight up caveman wisdom

“Hey do you want a bunch of guys who can enter your home and execute you at a moments notice if you step out of line to have a shorter walk?”

Was not a president killed by a Marine? 🤔

Turns out it’s literally because of Danny John-Jules

perfect encapsulation of what the far right is doing, they want to push the overton window as far as possible. they want to enact fascism and it’s intentional

my scientists say to me, mr president, we got the best medbeds in the world. i saw on tv they recreated a woman from just her hand. beautiful woman by the way, it’s amazing what science can do. then the channel switched to a loud talk show host on a cruise. i didn’t care for him

REGINALD: Hello, 911? Yes, my friend put on the mask from The Mask and now he's acting abnormally. BEARTATO (green): "I'M SSSSSMOKING!" REGINALD: Green, yeah. Real cartoony. Yeah, he's saying all the lines but he's not getting them right. BEARTATO (spinning in a tornado): "SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!" REGINALD: I see. And that's the only solution? Mm hmm. No, I understand. Thank you. BEARTATO (hitting self with large mallet): "OH, BEHAVE!" REGINALD (shedding a tear while loading a shotgun) BEARTATO (dreamworks face): "DO *NOT* GO IN THERE!"

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

ICE agents typically don’t have a lot of time to train together before they squad up, leaders can’t weed out which guys are going to chow down on each others hogs at first chance, the masks are the only way to keep their stubbly tempting wet suck holes hidden from searching hungry eyes.

The word for the gaps where fur does not gather is: crenulations

The translucent carapace was not of my generation of Aliens and not my favorite element, but I would take it over all these modern corrugated spermatozoa any day of the week, and you can quote me on that.

A lot of people underestimate how much Gen Y yearns to go back to the world of dumbphones.

I’m always up to hear why Big Chap isn’t good enough for Xenomorphs anymore, and why mechanical elements have no place in a biomechanical design. 😀

Homer bushes meme dropping streaming platforms and taking up piracy

In conclusion

America being so effectively destroyed by rich pedophiles is actually very funny if you stop being so selfish for five minutes.

Holy shit they were really into something with giving kids pizza in exchange for reading books. There was an actual push to fight back against kids being too dumb to defend themselves in an asymmetric informational battleground as adults. The ladder got burned up behind us.

Like me

Please explain why you think you need to be forced to pay for food and water without sounding suicidal

Don’t say anything bad about the school shooting of Charlie Kirk, the single most decisive victory for the right and their profits in modern history.

Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons

Their entire worldview is that a single drop of blood from a great man washes away the mediocrity of the peasant filth that comprises the bulk organic mass responsible for them being alive, they are addicted to taking credit for other people’s accomplishments so they can cope with having none.

Politics this, politics that. Worrying about what the president does is a mental illness. If you just support the president unconditionally, you can be happy.

The Dipshit Paradox Profoundly ignorant? Deliberately malicious and lying? Does it matter? The demand to engage in good faith with supremacists in a musky age.

The Dipshit Paradox

"Good faith requires an assumption of both awareness and good intent—yet some propositions are so divorced from reality that assuming good intent means also assuming unawareness, while assuming awareness means also assuming bad intent."

www.the-reframe.com/the-dipshit-...

Or you're part of the scam. Many such cases. Either way you should not be listened to or trusted on any matter.

Ignorant? Malicious? At the end of the day one there's really no difference. It's the Dipshit Paradox.

If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.

Don't worry guys, I have a genius plan to stop political violence.

Step 1: Make elite consensus be that the mild peaceful disapproval be treated as equivalent to violence.

Step 2: Have the government openly violate the law in a manner which proves it nonbinding.

Step 3: Crash the economy.

No offense but it seems like your dna came from peasants who bent the knee to authority for several thousands of years, no “freedom fighters” getting culled down, is that accurate?

You deserve to be forced to pay for food and water and shelter until the day you die because the natural order of the universe is you do not deserve to be here until you’ve paid for it.