Nate

If they can change Gen Y to Millennials because of the big thing going on, then together we can all change Gen Alpha to Epsteinites, come on everyone!

Whoa hold on now do you think those two amounts of time are different because they ARE NOT DIFFERENT THEY (18 years and ~4 years at most) ARE THE SAME

The most expensive military in the world measured him and saw his worth in collecting urine samples, for very useful battlefield data analysis probably

Anyone else starting to notice the longer you live, the more people you hear about dying? Something going on here. The cowards at the funeral home refuse to give me answers. They know I’m close. Where are my grandparents?

I can just tell you’re pronouncing it with the wrong spelling

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

The reason rich people need to make robots is because if people build their escape rocket there’s a bomb on it

Ancient examples of comic creators having poster’s madness:

Al Capp (Li’l Abner) was a serial sexual predator who supported gay rights and MLK, but hated hippies.

Chester Gould (Dick Tracy) got into a one sided feud with NASA about how best to travel to the moon.

So when they said “you get more conservative as you get older” that was about the pedophilia right

It’s just a weird accident that ICE keeps hiring the most morally depraved bait they can find, the people whose entire presence and personality implies removing them from society would be a heroic act, and that other losers more scared than desperate see them as Crusaders if Christ sold childflesh.

right now there is a man who has blown $85,000 on a gambling site and ruined his children's future, when he could have purchased a platinum Rolex Cosmograph Daytona for the same amount and enriched his family's lives

Wet humor.

Do you think the actor who played Doakes still looks at people?

You’re trying to claim you’ve never heard a gentile of wealth described as such. Nobody believes you are this bad at observing the world around you. Check. ♟️

What’s the point of lighting when all you’ll see is a blurred out of focus background that may as well have been shot in fuckin Zoom

Pacing through every conservative coffee shop I can find loudly expressing my DEEPLY SECRET opinion about the Super Bowl halftime show I watched that I do NOT want my liberal friends to know 😰😰😰

The only reason you see noticer trogs invoke Laken Riley is because they can’t spell or pronounce Iryna Zarutska, don’t want you to notice she was an immigrant, or that she was killed by an schizophrenic American who was denied the mental healthcare that would have saved her life.

I like how the season 2 of every popular streaming show gets cut in half and dragged out to the end of season 3.

Because ontologically we know it is broken is what I am saying. Why is her error your fault?

How do you know her audar isn’t broken? Like what actual evidence do you have?

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Mad Max: sorry, ahem, should have bloody annunciated better, no not Petro Wars—PEDO Wars

The perfect day to stop defending billionaire pedophiles is today, it costs nothing and wins you participation with the future of human society. There is nothing to lose.

Wait til you figure out the first part only happens to make sure the second part happens

ICE should start sucking each other off now to get used to the taste of huge loads from strangers they’ll be eating at every restaurant for the rest of their lives.

Very excited to pick sides for the Pedo-Petro-Corpophile v Human Supremacist War

There’s also not only one button, and another strange thing is that they don’t really hide them in fact they keep parading them around out in the open like they’re begging for people to push them it’s so weird.

There is a Be Historically Famous For All Time Forever button and all anyone has to do is push it once or twice, is an interesting thing to notice.

It is very funny watching right wingers go straight into “anything that hurts my feelings is violence” without even doing any throat clearing about how this is different from all the stuff they just spent years making fun of. At least make up an excuse guys

Rightoids are taking to the streets of their suburbs chanting White Lives Splatter.