Tony Chick

I guess they didn't buy enough of his crypto

Are you right there Father Ted?

So everyone will need to drive their dirty cars to pick up their own food

First world problems: Going to bed and finding Alexa can't turn any of the lights off because AWS is down

She should dress as a giant Wirehair Pointer

First the Frog costume now the giant Chicken. Maybe invading Portland just before Halloween wasn't a good idea 🎃

Personal retribution is the only thing that's important to him, screw the country and the planet

There aren't enough people at Fox News to replace them all

Lots of Nazis fled there from Germany in 1945. Maybe they are ensuring a safe-haven

The same way they determine your gardener is a member of MS-13

Jesus H Christ! (btw, what did the H stand for?)

It's probably the first time he ate anything except McDonalds since 2017 also

And rename the DOJ the Department of Retribution while he's at it

There were 11 people on the boat, 1 to drive it, what were the other 10 there for? Thats a lot of weight that could better be used for more fuel or drugs. And there is no way that boat could make it to the US, where was it going?
The drug-boat theory has a few holes

JUST IN: Trump illegally attempts to fire Fed governor Lisa Cook.
Fixed it for you

Did the info come from her boss Putin along with his advice on removing mail-in ballots?

History is about to get a Whitewash

I saw video of his 20-car motorcade driving through a village on the right-side of the road. In the UK, they drive on the left

But the economy was good and we weren't heading for a depression before the tariffs!

Crime is significantly down in DC, he just doesn't like looking at the homeless, just like he doesn't want disabled Vets in his parades or wind turbines near his golf courses

Payable in TRUMP meme coin

Let me guess, they pay millions in fines in TrumpCoin and they get an exemption

They are not missing or hiding. They know exactly which Hotel they are in, this is just for show

I thought it was only pregnant women that weren't allowed to traval out of state

Surely Trump and his advisors know how bad that would look?

She was born in the US, not naturalized.

Does he think he can strip citizenship from anyone that criticizes him?

You can add Naturalized Citizens to that list now too

If they start classifying criticisms of Trump on social media as "bad moral character" then I'm screwed. Citizen since 2020

Fifty years from now there will be a documentary on how South Sudan became a Mecca for Mexican food

Will he be wearing a Military-style uniform and if so, how big will the Epaulettes be?