Poop Machine

catholic bluesky user wya! looking to expand my following base with some good god fearing folx! comment amen 🙏

rotating a divorced 47 year old man in my mind and listening to him complain about his bitch ex wife who wouldn't stop asking him to “visit your 12 year old daughter every once and a while”

i've decided that making fun of british food is now gen x coded. continue this discourse at your own peril

why is the knight hollow though. like that's what i don't understand. surely we have the technology to fill him with some sort of cheese filling, like a danish

Wren - OC

This is why I enjoy the music of The National. Everyone at their shows is too depressed to have affairs.

i grew up sleeping in dog beds and on my 7th birthday my father placed a pistol in my hand and told me that one day i will know what needs to be done and never spoke to me again

the us should have may 7th cadre schools but for throwing rocks off the highway interstate

the ten best films of the 21st century

1. The Fast and the Furious
2. 2 Fast 2 Furious
3. Tokyo Drift
4. Fast and Furious
5. Fast Five
6. Fast and Furious 6
7. Furious 7
8. The Fate of the Furious
9. F9
10. The Chronicles of Riddick

The Onion: Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers

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Seawind

Using the tie down rails inside a uhaul truck for sex bondage reasons

Toby Fox confirming that his team are professional little bugs.

me: ran into The Penis Smasher last night

friend: oof did he uh? (claps hands together)

me: big time

It also became incontrovertible fact, for anyone who still cared, that the lurid news media spectacle of “Baltimoreans Burning Their Whole City Down” was a lie fabricated from footage shot in a few isolated locations. Meanwhile there was a curfew instituted and Blackhawks flying low overhead

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER NANCY IS HAVING A NIGHTMARE, WHERE SHE IS BEING CHASED BY A BIG MONSTER, NANCY IS TOSSING AND TURNING AS SHE HAS THE BAD DREAM WHEN NANCY WAKES UP SHE LISTS THE NIGHTMARE ON A CHART SHE HAS ON HERE BEDROOM WALL, SHE LISTS THIS DREAM IN THE SUPER CATEGORY NIGHTMARES TAME ** FAIR**** GOOD* SUPER ***

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 10,1965

this is my new pride flag btw

Buried in a recent federal spending bill is a quiet little clause (Section 544) that says the government can’t take action against anyone who discriminates against same-sex marriage—as long as they claim it’s based on a “sincerely held religious belief.”

Another piece of Project 2025 hidden in the GOP House DHS 2026 funding bill.

(Section 544) that says the government can’t take action against anyone who discriminates against same-sex marriage—as long as they claim it’s based on a “sincerely held religious belief.”

imagining taking white genocide seriously is so funny because it’s not a genocide in any classic or defined sense of actual oppression and instead is just that white people have gotten bad at fucking. it would be like calling pandas dying off as “panda replacement theory” lmfao

why dating is hard for straight guys “trans women with lots of shiny pokemon” (Graph of women only dating those trans women)

don’t ask questions you aren’t prepared to know the answers to

if hitler bought your favorite social media site and used it to promote his nazi ideology BUT it lost him millions of dollars and people on it are still funny ALTHOUGH most are just nazi robots BUT most public figures and your friends are on it would you still use it? Also there’s TONS of porn

personally i haven’t experienced any bullying on bluesky. most of the posts i’ve seen are made by a bunch of brain dead fucking dumbass pussy’s who i could beat up

bluesky needs it’s own 9/11 to bring us together and so we can manufacture consent to wiretap everyone’s phone’s

Here’s the thing - Bluesky isn’t about being the right kind of communist, or harassing the right kinds of people. It’s about the Mets let’s go Mets baby love da Mets hit a sac fly to win it

nesting inside the pussy for several days while i undergo a crucial step in evolution before erupting forth from its motherly embrace in terrestrial luminesce

covid threw into high relief how many working class people are absolutely necessary to keeping society functional, and rather than that sparking a renewed commitment to an economy that rewards such workers, we've seen an elite backlash against even modest increases in their market power

i haven’t played it but i’ve heard it’s amazing