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No… no!

05.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

McGriddle walked so this could give you the runs

05.10.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Resoundingly no

26.09.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re addicted to getting yelled at online!

30.08.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t scream! I just immediately left the room and made it your problem.

29.08.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was on the way to something else and I have no regrets.

18.08.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why not dick and anus? Balls are just Jimmy’s accessories

22.07.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget when we saw them at Knitting Factory and we got free drinks because there was a rat in the venue and you brought it outside!

14.03.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was Union Square Whole Foods on Friday. Zero eggs!

17.02.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is Sawatdee erasure!

14.02.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damnit

08.02.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be fine if the head wasn’t shaped like… that.

27.01.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which one were we? I’m thinking vomit.

16.01.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He should be calling you Dr. Cleary

12.11.2024 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao

07.11.2024 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m appalled by the number of replies this question has already generated but: Dominos is the only answer.

24.10.2024 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hits from Grandma

08.07.2024 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He actually said something more like β€œif you hadn’t been paying attention we’d be scraping you up off the sidewalk”

28.12.2023 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m part of an ecosystem!

22.09.2023 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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