Christopher Murphy

MAGA didn’t see how The Running Man ended and it shows.

Ain’t over

@nomads.bsky.social Illinois Pope will sanctify the Great Khan like Charlemagne before he united the land by sword

My law professors: writing the most carefully crafted, nuanced policy question building upon course themes and modern scholarship, balanced precisely at the point of equilibrium between two valid choices.

Me: article III standing must not be important since the justices are always sitting down

JB's state of the state speech today was remarkable. There are a lot of people that have given up on the fight, and then there is one steppe warlord who absolutely has not

THE ILLINOIS KHANATE SOUNDS THE DRUMS OF WAR

Goes pretty hard honestly

Spent a minute thinking his labcoat was a durag

Bezos would be a bottom-tier apple bobber

You WILL say your pronouns. You WILL defy ICE. Every city WILL be Chicago.

american citizens will be so overjoyed with the ability to say slurs at work that they will no longer need to consume food nor purchase consumer goods

ALL RISE FOR THE GREAT KHAN, PRITZKER 28

Does the post-ASB schedule look better for the C’s or the Cavs? I wonder which team the seeding will matter more to. Celtics have played their worst at home this year.

Permanent mood.

JT missed the FTs on purpose to enjoy five more minutes of OT before Monday hits

All my homies love Sam Hauser