angry toddler

BYOB My Friend Chunion's Recipe

come post with me on byob instead of this dump. forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay... it isn't perfect, it needs work, it's kinda dead, and it's behind a paywall, but all of that is still better than here

the real benefit of streaming is that artists get paid per-listen instead of just once. no more clickbait. music is finally a meritocracy

and also amazon--so convenient

when people ask for links to music i send them amazon links to the lp to help promote vinyl

one time i tried to roll my eyes with '.' and everyone made fun of me and lied and said that they didn't even know it was rolling eyes

look at this pathetic :rolleyes: i found on some forum. can you imagine wanting to roll your eyes and all you can muster is this...

i have a dave mustaine signed signature guitar, which is actually a more exclusive club

britain was perfectly situated away from ocean currents but we disrupted it and now it's on a world tour, picking up freewheeling people at every border it acquires as it bounces around the ocean like a pinball machine. the climate is constantly changing and people have to take each day as it comes

my friends and i are all going to swim and push against the cliffs of dover until we move britain enough that they have to redraw maps

some kind of monster was metallica trying to cash in on dave's parasocial cringe melodrama appeal

i got obsessed with dave mustaine cringe and accidentally became an unironic megadeth fan

since i moved to the coast i save hundreds a year on salt by fishing it from the ocean

i overheard at the supermarket that they're changing drive-thru to drive-through to reflect proper spelling. i'm just worried that taxpayers will have to pay for the longer signs

i've calculated a 20% productivity increase at work by going on all fours for my 'thinking walks'. not worrying about balance frees my mind up for more important tasks

cats think we're stupid for walking on two legs all the time

saskatchewan and photography both own

they always try to serve me espresso in tiny cups like i'm a baby that can't handle it

do you ever feel guilty about how you disappoint the algorithm by constantly working against it even as it does all it can for you

in the new metal gear solid they show how food affects your stats in real time as snake chews and your stamina goes down as you eat celery

my baby was born pregnant like an aphid and right after she was born she had a similar baby who had a regular (not born in labour) baby so i became a great grandmother at once but i'm going to lie to them and tell them they're triplets

Thank you, Wikipedia, for this intuitive way to way to remember which axes "roll," "pitch," and "yaw" are.

Kitten + screen door. I want it on a tshirt

the bounteous land also has the flag flying over it--full circle you could say

and if you're going to cite john saying 'the walrus was paul,' make sure to also note that he both previously said 'i am the walrus' as well as later said 'i was the walrus'

just wanted to address this ahead of time (nothing ominous), but when paul mccartney dies, please do not post anything to the effect of rip faul. it's disrespectful to his legacy and mourners to deny him the first 4 years of his career, when he produced his best work

they really like it if you still have pennies so you can pay exact change (canadian joke)

i tried including a scrap with my phone number but it's too hard to get them to read it

i keep a bunch of guitar picks and loose aspirin in my pocket so that the cashier will think i'm cool when i dig for change

Anyway, I was thinking since I am an animal, wouldn't an animal fat make more sense? So I thought, "butter!" that is animal fat. I don't really think I want to put bacon grease on my face (although, it may indeed have a fragrance that could be attractive! ha ha! )