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I think it's nice

I do remember watching on live TV. I never did see all of it, which I should remedy sometime

Brains, the ultimate frenemy

Mine too! Just awful, isn't it? I can feel it in my ring and pinky finger

I was using some large shears earlier and now I keep thinking, can't stop thinking, about the idea of some accident cutting off some of my fingers. On my left hand, specifically. This is less pleasant of a thought than I was led to believe

Welcome back!

Three bunnies picnic outside. Transcript: GRASSY: Okay. It's been a little while now. How do we think the computer has changed our lives? ASTER: Education, information, culture. Our minds have expanded immeasurably. DAFFODIL: Yeah. The other day we learned that even when she smiles, a woman is fighting a battle you will never know. GRASSY: Yeah. DAFFODIL: Which I think is true.

A Woman’s Battle

grassyvalley.thecomi...

I'm concerned my blood pressure is high. It's 91/46

Beans beans bean bean beans beans beans bean

Fabulous! It's a wonderful collaboration (And, you'll have to take my word for this since I didn't make it public, I actually guessed right)

Nicole Kidman should make this dream a reality. And, frankly, her silence on doing so these past 23 minutes speaks volumes

Bluesky list: Everyone 145,732 11 hours ago

I finally made it. Before I was no one. Now, I'm someone.

Yes

i wrote a novella

it's about longtermist vampires, doing too many drugs, and socialism

it's available right now merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene

thanks to @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for the killer cover art

Shut up for atomic bomb victims

Good luck!

Did you know that if you cut off your eyelids and throw them on the ground they will grow into tea plants?

I think it's nice

I'm on board

Yes. Of course, toads are the rebels of the frog world, which is what makes Frog and Toad so scandalous

Oh, you think I'm "owned" because I called chimps monkeys when they're apes? Do you even know cladistics? No, you don't. Phylogenetically, all apes are monkeys. Old World Monkeys. And that's why people with Alpha-gal syndrome can be cannibals. I forgot where I was going with this

I'm curious how constructions like "You want I should [something]" seem to non-American English speakers

One of the most important rules of UI design, and you should write this down, is that it's essential to have a button that will crash the program if you press it. Ideally, it should be located somewhere that makes it easy to accidentally press

Compare it to the JFK assassination episode and you can really see the difference between what actually meant something to the writers and what the writers thought was supposed to mean something to them

tried to make a video in one hour

digital drawing. grayscale. a destroyed/abandoned car with a paved road in the background (including some shrubbery in the distance)

car #art

You know, it's funny, I didn't really think we'd get along, because I checked our USDA Soil Taxonomies and, well, I'm an alfisol and you're an ultisol...

I am haunted by the time I made a meme and forgot to put a drop shadow on the text. I cannot escape it. I am made by it, just as I was unmade by it. It accounts for who I am, everything I have become...

Yes. I still believe in the Year of the Antlion

I have not, sadly, but there is still time