iguana

will this be the winter i finally go insane? already looking good!

this squad makin my life a living hell

If you click like or retweet on my posts you're my friend. If you don't, you're a loser and I hope a dog shits on you

being a gym rat is a symptom of low intelligence

she’s textbook 90 Day material that got lucky by meeting a colossal dope that is very very good at one thing

was so thrilled to have me back

thanks hoss

an afternoon in Woods Hole would fix me (it did)

same to you 🙏

good bye i’m leaving this website for now. add my ig if you want www.instagram.com/not_a_pet_ac...

everything is just for clout now. i assume the “big accounts” are just trying the hardest to suck their followers off

boss is in his office eating a giant slim jim

thank you! it was appearing much too frequently

not sure why you would go see a podcast live

Leaf Cruncher

i was more so specifically referring to this site

i’m trying!!!!

how old are you

another cooked website

please explain this for me. i’m very stupid (iq < 90 )

he’s a groveling pig. fuck him forever

thinking about permanently leaving the internet

i’d recommend against doing this, Phil.

thinking about getting my cat her own pet kitten

downloading and installing windows 11 during work hours. as a treat

jorkin n porkin

hehe yes jabs 🙂‍↕️

fuck i hope you find it and it’s ok :(

idk what “tankie” means

do it for the suckers stuck at their office (me)