Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants.

Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.

Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.

The Indiana Hoosiers are National Champions.

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats

cool idea ESPN! I wonder if anything might have inspired you?

THE ITERATIONS ARE THE FUN PART

THE BEST ART OF CREATING IS THE TIME YOU TAKE TO MAKE YOUR BLORBOS LOOK JUST RIGHT AND ERASING THAT HAND SEVERAL TIMES BECAUSE THE FINGERS ARE OFF

I keep a screenshot of this tumblr post on *every device I own* bc it makes me laugh so hard every time I look at it.

kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders

remembered i have leftover chinese food and i instantly have hope and purpose again

The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat

My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.

The Aquarium Is Empty and Yoshi Refuses To Show Us What’s in His Mouth

it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet

I shouldn’t complain but man, espn, if I’m watching Louisville - Cal at 10:35 on a Saturday night, you can probably assume I know how college overtime works

never seen a punt come to rest on the pylon like that before

Real ball

Finished. Batgirl in Halloween setting… Yeah. A little late but better than never.

#batgirl #cassandracain

Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

hugh freeze’s 1:30 tee time under his wife’s name is canceled

this is the hugh freeze flight tracker

May moonlight guide you!

Happy Halloween from the Crossroads!🎃

May you have a bewitching eve, and thank you for all your support of Hades II and our team. 🌒🌕🌘

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Tom Brady has zero oaf energy, it can't be good football color commentary if you lack lummox points

Would you like to play WHO'S THAT COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAM?!? I made you guys another game. Plus, more notes from the FOIA-Mobile.

hello

we made another computer game

www.extrapointsmb.com/p/would-you-...

Super Mario 64 (1996)

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

ONE DAY DORE
ANOTHER GAME ANOTHER COACH ANGRY
LET’S WATCH THE MELTING OF MONSIEUR KELLY
AND THOUGH HE MAKES A BILLION DIMES
HE’LL PROBABLY LOSE TWO OTHER TIMES