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@alvaroim.bsky.social

Help me chisel away at the things I believe now that aren't true He/him. Both to normalize having pronouns in bio and because bigots get really triggered by it

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Holy shit, you're STUPID, stupid, huh?

09.10.2025 00:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is saying ooh , self burn . those are rare ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying ooh , self burn . those are rare
07.10.2025 21:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"You people are pathetic" writes impotent troll crying from behind their keyboard at the fact that they can't feel anything but dread, but are too useless to actually do something about it, so they must chastise others for not being as pathetic as they are instead...

07.10.2025 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I assume the list expands if we look at 2-2 starts? (Not that ai actually expect the Bears to make the SB)

07.10.2025 20:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He has also not played for Cincinnati yet either

07.10.2025 20:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Matt Yglesias QT'ing Corey Walker

I didn’t rejoice at her cancellation and got cancelled myself at roughly the same time, but I am sincerely jealous that no regime-aligned billionaire has even fit to curry favor with the Trump administration by giving me a huge sum of money.
https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1975375120123478491
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The vitriol against Bari Weiss is just thinly-veiled jealousy by people who rejoiced at "cancelling" her in 2020 and are furious she managed to get fabulously wealthy in an infamously brutal and low-paying industry.

Matt Yglesias QT'ing Corey Walker I didn’t rejoice at her cancellation and got cancelled myself at roughly the same time, but I am sincerely jealous that no regime-aligned billionaire has even fit to curry favor with the Trump administration by giving me a huge sum of money. https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1975375120123478491 Quote Corey Walker @CoreyWriting · 16h The vitriol against Bari Weiss is just thinly-veiled jealousy by people who rejoiced at "cancelling" her in 2020 and are furious she managed to get fabulously wealthy in an infamously brutal and low-paying industry.

As one of the countless people *actually* cancelled by Bari Weiss, via her vast favor-trading networks of fellow nepotistic gatekeepers in media and publishing, I think both of these asinine dipshits should go fuck themselves.

07.10.2025 17:30 — 👍 2992    🔁 441    💬 90    📌 51

I am 100% with you but I think it's also getting lost that the Browns only getting a swap of a 6th for a 5th for giving their division rival their QB for the rest of the season highlits how inept the Browns front office is

07.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow... that's vicious

Just because I went with where the appeal was held...

07.10.2025 19:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

BTW, Holy shit! Of course I have heard about this story before, but they barred him for being too smart at only a 125 IQ????

I know IQ is BS and all, but they REALLY do not want anyone with even an ounce of critical thought involved in policing!

07.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I do not, no. At least not in NY, where they specifically bar people with even above average intelligence from even applying

www.abcnews.go.com/amp/US/court...

(BTW, it's "if I hade gone through" not "went though." Which I guess proves @jaldeez.bsky.social at least partially correct)

07.10.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

See? No need for ai!

07.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, most times, people know the meaning of words without having to look them up. That's why we are able to use common languages to communicate with each other!

That is, specifically, not the case here, though, so I'm not entirely sure why you brought that part up...

07.10.2025 19:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing sunglasses holds a trophy and says " so amazing " ALT: a man wearing sunglasses holds a trophy and says " so amazing "

When I was a kid and I encountered an unfamiliar term that I couldn't suss out from context, I had to wait to get home and look it up in the dictionary

But now, you can use the very same device you read the term on to immediately find out what it means!

07.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Please do not use me. Thank you

07.10.2025 17:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now I want an image of a stegosaurus taking notes in court

07.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

A pretty basic one. What?

07.10.2025 02:38 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Holy shit, you're beyond pathetic

06.10.2025 22:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You saying something so obnoxious that a large number of relative strangers all take time out of their evening to go on record as not agreeing with it isn't a "pile on"

30.09.2025 05:15 — 👍 178    🔁 25    💬 10    📌 2

In a nutshell

bsky.app/profile/andr...

06.10.2025 22:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All cool, man

We're on the same page about the Ravens here

06.10.2025 22:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cri de coeur time:

I hate that astrology is apparently now mainstream enough that I’m supposed to understand a reference to Taylor Swift as “that ever-striving Sagittarius” without further explanation in the second graf of a review.

Not only is this all made up but it’s not even useful!

03.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 117    🔁 6    💬 6    📌 2

I don't know who Clay Travis is,and I think that's cause for celebration

06.10.2025 21:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh look at that. Who is surprised that all of the outrage is manufactured?

06.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 266    🔁 74    💬 9    📌 3

Do you.. do you think that Mahommes plays for the Ravens?

Reading IS fundamental. So maybe you should re-read what you wrote and figure out why you chose to write that the Ravens, like the Chiefs, also win games like that

06.10.2025 04:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ahh, so you're comically ignorant on a multitude of fields!

06.10.2025 04:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The "Search engines have feelings" crowd are (barely) a step above the "fictional characters can't consent, therefore writing sex scenes is rape" crowd

06.10.2025 04:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It does gives us an insight as to why they hold the completely irrational belief that lines of code have feelings:

Their bar for comparison of what counts as intelligent is really fucking low

06.10.2025 04:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was it really a BIG upset by DVOA? Because going into it, I didn't have it in the top half of games in my confidence pool (Titans winning was the only really big upset in my eyes. Then Rams, then Eagles. This seems 4th to me. Would fall yo 5th if Chiefs lose)

06.10.2025 04:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Ravens win games like that" is the second "Charlie Brown has hos" sports statement I have seen today (the other was "Caleb Williams is, statistically, the worst QB in the NFL since he entered the league" so, yours wasn't the worst)

06.10.2025 04:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's a direct question to your post. You could literally just scroll up and see what it's referring to

But I guess that would just distract from your hobbies of faux outrage and being an insufferable trick, I guess...

06.10.2025 04:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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