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@joshbays.bsky.social

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if you like to eat potato chips and chew pork chops on clipper ships i suggest that you chew a few chips and a cup and skipper zipp’s clipper ship chip chop shop.

25.01.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck every single nasty little ICE pig and anyone who supports them. hell isn’t hot enough

24.01.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why is he going to hex my crops

19.01.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

19.01.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

real. if you want to take out the whole thing for a halfway decent looking charcuterie it feels like you are defusing a bomb.

18.01.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pocket of a pancake?

17.01.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the most beautiful movies ever shot imo and the score is like a double tap.

12.01.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The OSS (proto CIA) had plans to try to do this with bats in Japan during WW2.

11.01.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s goated

06.01.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we call it β€œmoonular” in my household

04.01.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when im buying bbq sauce the first question i ask is β€œwill this challenge me?”

02.01.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

great gameplay loop

30.12.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it was part of a deal to get the simpsons movie made!

29.12.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

keep going you seem less and less like someone who desperately needs therapy the more you lash out.

28.12.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not making a strong case for not needing therapy tbh

28.12.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🎯

28.12.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this has been fact checked by true patriotic basilisks

24.12.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t think β€œthey weren’t ready” is as good of an excuse as you do. this was an obvious inevitability that they clearly were not ready for. why is that acceptable?

24.12.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do you think that’s what’s the waymos did? stopping at random traffic lights and not being able to get out of the way of emergency responders? the requirement for human drivers would be to obey orders from police or firefighters, why is it acceptable for that standard to be lower for waymos?

24.12.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i really don’t see what other people’s emergency preparedness has to do with the safety requirements we set for a 100+ billion dollar company to operate a fleet of driverless cars.

24.12.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that’s what pisses me off the most- this was super inevitable but they are acting like it was a once in a generation perfect storm. we live on a fault line! they should have had a plan for this!

24.12.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a picture of someone stirring coca cola syrup into soda water behind the counter of a diner. The captain reads 97 year old diner still serves their coke the old fashioned way

a picture of someone stirring coca cola syrup into soda water behind the counter of a diner. The captain reads 97 year old diner still serves their coke the old fashioned way

hell yeah

24.12.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a weird web ad asking β€œis it ADHD or High IQ? Putting water on your toothbrush before you put toothpaste” followed by a pill shaped color gradient going from green to orange in 5 segments. underneath the gradient there is a button that says β€œtake test”

a weird web ad asking β€œis it ADHD or High IQ? Putting water on your toothbrush before you put toothpaste” followed by a pill shaped color gradient going from green to orange in 5 segments. underneath the gradient there is a button that says β€œtake test”

the same image but the center segment of the pill shaped gradient has the face of the character the prince from katamari damacy pasted on to it

the same image but the center segment of the pill shaped gradient has the face of the character the prince from katamari damacy pasted on to it

happy friday

20.12.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s completely different because i’m in my 30s

13.12.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜”

13.12.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i missed the boat on blaseball and it was fully incomprehensible by the time i heard about it. but i still remember it fondly

13.12.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”₯

10.12.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

09.12.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a tuxedo cat with orange/brown eyesstares off dramatically in front of an out of focus air purifier

a tuxedo cat with orange/brown eyesstares off dramatically in front of an out of focus air purifier

09.12.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok but what game are we even talking about lmao

07.12.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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