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A ★★★★ review of Escape from Kabul (2021) I heard that the evacuation of Kabul was handled poorly by the US, but god, what a complete disaster. Leave it to the Biden admin to fuck up doing the right thing.

boxd.it/cQItz7

26.01.2026 23:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I believe I have finally fixed my sleep schedule

26.01.2026 15:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kingdom Hearts is a fake game franchise. It does not exist. It's just a prank someone's pulling

26.01.2026 02:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm

via hearts530

25.01.2026 18:38 — 👍 5709    🔁 1244    💬 79    📌 532
discord message from dbj aka deadblossomjesse saying “I will put a piece of ice in my ass not joking”

discord message from dbj aka deadblossomjesse saying “I will put a piece of ice in my ass not joking”

if you're wondering whether the goo crew is going to do a Fuck ICE fundraiser for minneapolis here's your answer. don’t make any plans for thursday because we’ll be going all day

25.01.2026 18:30 — 👍 443    🔁 40    💬 12    📌 2
excerpt from Warboss by Mike Brooks

excerpt from Warboss by Mike Brooks

man, orks are so awesome lol

25.01.2026 12:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hard not to think about all that stuff that's going on, huh

25.01.2026 11:38 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I imagine it looked like apartheid would never fall, and that the King of France was impregnable, until they crumbled. I believe a wise man said the point of studying history is to change it. Or maybe it was, post online that nothing can be changed. Can't recall. bsky.app/profile/oatm...

24.01.2026 23:19 — 👍 42    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 1
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GoodFriendJake's review of Pokémon Platinum Version | Backloggd A fun time. Was sad to see it go. Tried to futz with the post-game content but found it not as engaging as the main game. Best enjoyed with the QoL Platinum and Follower Pokemon romhack patches.

bckl.gg/qUsE

24.01.2026 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

impulse control working overtime today and maybe permanently

24.01.2026 16:19 — 👍 97    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

24.01.2026 16:01 — 👍 11966    🔁 3412    💬 142    📌 63

Not only does ICE need to be abolished, but there should be publically aired tribunals for as long as it takes to hold every last one of these thugs accountable. No one, not even the people who file paperwork or handle payroll, should be immune from prosecution.

24.01.2026 15:49 — 👍 1712    🔁 466    💬 4    📌 17

mills kinda fell off. whatevr happened to putting a big wheel in a river

24.01.2026 14:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash?

cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes”

cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral

cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral

cop: (sighs) not this shit again

31.10.2025 02:51 — 👍 520    🔁 73    💬 1    📌 2
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Vancouver goal!

Scored by Zeev Buium with 01:48 remaining in the 2nd period.

Assisted by Elias Pettersson.

Vancouver: 3
New Jersey: 4

#NJDvsVAN #Canucks #NJDevils

24.01.2026 04:52 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 — 👍 17997    🔁 5795    💬 197    📌 106

wow this is crazy. i hate seeing this. what is the instragram handle so i know how to avoid this account

22.01.2026 23:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you'd think a guy with trade unionist in his bio would know a thing or to about that, alas

21.01.2026 13:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

New Fallout ep. I'd recognize that voice anywhere.

21.01.2026 09:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Portrait of a middle-aged man in 18th-century clothing. He wears a grey wig with curls over the earls, a light blue/green coat with a blue sash and a silver star on his chest and a medal on a red ribbon.

Portrait of a middle-aged man in 18th-century clothing. He wears a grey wig with curls over the earls, a light blue/green coat with a blue sash and a silver star on his chest and a medal on a red ribbon.

#OnThisDay 1793 King Louis XVI of France was executed by guillotine.

21.01.2026 09:16 — 👍 15    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 2
me beating pokemon platinum

me beating pokemon platinum

lets go

21.01.2026 04:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dr. Robby is real and he's my friend

21.01.2026 02:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate this prick. But he's been spitting lately

20.01.2026 23:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blank Check ep talked me up to five outlaw stars on FMJ

20.01.2026 11:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A ★★★★½ review of Full Metal Jacket (1987) Laughed out loud at the Surfin Bird needle drop. What a crazy thing to put in your movie.

boxd.it/cJJ90b

20.01.2026 09:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
poster for Full Metal Jacket (1987)

poster for Full Metal Jacket (1987)

nw

20.01.2026 07:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hot dog emoji dances on the graves of his brothers

Hot dog emoji dances on the graves of his brothers

19.01.2026 15:27 — 👍 1337    🔁 396    💬 3    📌 1

Dreaming of Robespierres

20.01.2026 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Been rewatching Letterkenny

19.01.2026 09:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A ★★★★½ review of Generation Kill (2008) A show is so good it feels real.

boxd.it/cHrPQp

18.01.2026 11:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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