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Technology blogger, unskilled jester, raconteur. Writer of stories long and short. Pastry connoisseur. https://eshumarneedi.com

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RIP Clips.

11.10.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The worst part about Windows is having to use Windows.

10.10.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i wish i weren't such a serial procrastinator

09.10.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ethics and Compliance
Apple conducts business ethically,
honestly, and in full compliance with
the law. We believe that how we
conduct ourselves is as critical to
Apple's success as making the best
products in the world. Our
Compliance and Business
Conduct policies are foundational to
how we do business and how we put
our values into practice every day.
"We do the right thing, even when
it's not easy."
Tim Cook

Ethics and Compliance Apple conducts business ethically, honestly, and in full compliance with the law. We believe that how we conduct ourselves is as critical to Apple's success as making the best products in the world. Our Compliance and Business Conduct policies are foundational to how we do business and how we put our values into practice every day. "We do the right thing, even when it's not easy." Tim Cook

Poorly aged things. www.apple.com/compliance/

09.10.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmao

09.10.2025 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Earthshaker by Phantogram on Appleย Music Song ยท 2025 ยท Duration 2:59

AirPods Pro 3 really need an EQ tweak. This song is unbearable to listen to with them. music.apple.com/us/album/eart...

09.10.2025 10:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dare I say, it does look like a waffle.

09.10.2025 07:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At Dev Day, OpenAI Says the Future of AI Is Apps Casey Newton, writing at Platformer: On Monday, OpenAI introduced what could be its most ambitious platform play to date. At the companyโ€™s developer day in San Francisco, CEO Sam Altman announced apps...

I wrote about OpenAI's Dev Day and how OpenAI forgetting about the open internet is a bad thing for society. Apps might not be the future of AI. eshumarneedi.com/2025/10/07/a...

07.10.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Former Apple bosses slam decision to take down ICEBlock Appleโ€™s ICEBlock removal comes under fire.

Former Apple bosses slam decision to take down ICEBlock

07.10.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 138    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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iPhone 17 Pro Review: Walking Lines in Parallel Design doesnโ€™t have to be beautiful

After many hours of writing, my iPhone 17 Pro review is finally here. The iPhone has not changed significantly this year, but thatโ€™s intentional, and the strategy works. The new design, while a downgrade in many ways, is popular. But overall, itโ€™s just a great phone, and I wrote about why.

06.10.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

At this point, I'm convinced OpenAI's purpose is to make as much money by commercializing AI and frying the brains of every last soul in the world before inevitably falling to Google because it hasn't built anything remotely innovative since the one chatbot from 2022.

07.10.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As you can probably tell from my relatively thin volume of link posts over the past month or so, Iโ€™ve been pretty busy with some work outside of writing. Therefore, this review had to be written over one weekend, a pretty short timeframe. Despite that, I think it turned out pretty well. Enjoy!

06.10.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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iPhone 17 Pro Review: Walking Lines in Parallel Design doesnโ€™t have to be beautiful

After many hours of writing, my iPhone 17 Pro review is finally here. The iPhone has not changed significantly this year, but thatโ€™s intentional, and the strategy works. The new design, while a downgrade in many ways, is popular. But overall, itโ€™s just a great phone, and I wrote about why.

06.10.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

An addendum to this review: โ€œEldest Daughterโ€ is one of Taylor Swiftโ€™s worst pieces.

04.10.2025 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is by no means an indictment of Taylor Swift. I think it's better sound-wise than "Poets." I really disliked that album โ€” it was too slow for me. But it's worse songwriting than Midnights, albeit with a slight advantage for not being by Jack Antonoff.

It's radio-worthy pop music. Good night.

04.10.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's broadly the problem with pop music in the 2020s. It's lazy songwriting coupled with mediocre melodies. There's a reason Swifties have referred to this album as "AI-generated." It sounds artificial. It has no soul. And it certainly doesn't sound like a talented person wrote the lyrics.

04.10.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But she very clearly needs to stop making new albums every year. The songwriting is lazy. It sounds like a high school girl doodled some poems down in her Notes app and turned them into an album. It's hyper-produced pop music designed to go viral. This stuff will do numbers on the radio.

04.10.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The Life of a Showgirl" gets a 6/10. As a non-Swiftie, I actually think it's not too bad. And I'm really, really glad Jack Antonoff didn't produce it. It *sounds* new. You can really tell the variety of styles in songs like "Elizabeth Taylor." It's not the same-y shit she's been making since 2020.

04.10.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

connoreatspants introducing Gavin Newsom to asmongold is like peak 2025

03.10.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Apple Removes ICEBlock From the App Store After Attorney Generalโ€™s Demands Ashley Oliver, reporting exclusively for Fox Business: Apple dropped ICEBlock, a widely used tracking tool, from its App Store Thursday after the Department of Justice raised concerns with the big tec...

I wrote about Apple's unsurprising removal of ICEBlock and what it might mean for the future of Apple platform security under authoritarian governments. To know what's coming to the US, look no further than China and Britain. eshumarneedi.com/2025/10/03/a...

03.10.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kidnapping colored people (vulnerably)

03.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not even a moral stand. Itโ€™s a legal one. Itโ€™s so disheartening as it is expected.

03.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A singular task for Saturday titled โ€œWrite iPhone 17 Pro reviewโ€

A singular task for Saturday titled โ€œWrite iPhone 17 Pro reviewโ€

I like to think of myself as quite a methodical planner. Splitting things up into bite-sized tasks, delegating, etc. But sometimes, I find stuff like this in my task manager.

Review coming this weekend. I think?

03.10.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why is everyone mad at Jay from Bluesky

03.10.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My comprehensive review of Taylor Swift's new album โ€” my flagship piece of writing every year readers have come to expect โ€” will be delayed by a few hours due to some other (less important yet equally compulsory) work I am obligated to complete. Please excuse my tardiness.

03.10.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

man Claude Code is the GOAT, GPT-5 really was the best model for the next six weeks

03.10.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone knew this would happen. I knew this would happen. eshumarneedi.com/2025/08/06/t...

03.10.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot take: I think I really like the Netflix redesign. I liked it on iOS a few years ago and it looks nice on the TV.

02.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was really expecting the AirPods Pro 3 to struggle to hit the intro notes in "Such Great Heights" by The Postal Service, but it actually does a pretty good job. Not as bright and sibilant as I expected. They really struggle with Chvrches, though.

02.10.2025 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No further commentary here other than โ€œgood.โ€

01.10.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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