Alex Cox 🤖

I would be honored

Usually the first one is this early morning finch (I think) who tries putting things into his beak that he can’t ever fully chomp.

I prefer "Halyard Honey."

But which one?

Throughout the day I’ve been watching five minute increments of The Newsroom.

Of the characters, every man is a botched horcrux of Aaron Sorkin’s personality, and every woman is a predictable archetype of who he dated or wanted to date. I have no idea what’s going on, and I’m here for it.

I have Persistent notifications on for Bird Buddy just so I don’t miss a buddy that isn’t a bird.

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An orange cat loafing. The setting sun protecting light through a barred window creates the impression of a battery charge bar glowing on the cat's back.

He's charged

1. There are communities on Bsky that understand themselves as communities *on* Bsky, and communities on Bsky that understand themselves (naively and otherwise) as the boundary-setters and discourse-deciders *of* Bsky.

2. The Discover feed feeds the former to naive parts of the latter as bait.

Liquid Glass’s clear Home Screen icons are my newest problematic faves.

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

this is good

Never forget I believed you when you told me Ghislaine made herself prison epaulette fringe.

I have receipts.

Also I looked so much more tired and greasy this morning but the third-party camera app I use with custom settings that makes sure my white cat isn’t over exposed made me into a FaceTuned ghost

Francis must be held accountable.

This feels like so many private group chats from the mid 2010s between queers figuring things out that were extremely educational and personally beneficial, but if the cultural takes and our lived experiences were shared on Twitter at the time we’d all be main charactered to death. Godspeed. 🫡

Sometimes I wish I could move to the south and start a grooming salon called Cat-and-Combs: A Time of Teeth and Tummy.

For awhile I was convinced this was some sort of clue 😬

you oughta know by now

Quote from Psalm for the Wild Built by Becky Chambers: You’re an animal, Sibling Dex. You are not separate or other. You’re an animal. And animals have no purpose. Nothing has a purpose. The world simply bbis. If you want to do things that are meaningful to others, fine! Good! So do I! But if I wanted to crawl into a cave and watch stalagmites with Frostfrog for the remainder of my days, that would also be both fine and good. You keep asking why your work is not enough, and I don’t know how to answer that, because it is enough to exist in the world and marvel at it. You don’t need to justify that, or earn it. You are allowed to just live.

I really hope that you read _Psalm for the Wild Built_ by Becky Chambers, and that it makes you feel good about being alive.

Taskmaster Starter Episodes - YouTube Dip in to give yourself an idea how this could (improbably) become my favorite TV show

"Taskmaster Starter Episodes" list updated.

Flip freely through these goodies and see if this might also become your improbably favorite TV show.

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Hi, I’m Harry Fitznaughts.

the LJG vitriol truly is salt in the wound because like many of her peers publicly in the punk scene dealing with trauma, she’s had previous mental health crises, emotionally abusive relationships, struggles with sobriety, and fallouts with collators. This time, there’s one big difference…

I FACEPLANTED SO HARD BECAUSE THIS IS WINDOWS XP.

I deserve this humiliation.

This song and music video makes me so happy (except the part where Windows 98 is on an iMac G3 for some reason, but all art has its flaws). youtu.be/WnAjyyXAzWU?...

we dreamed a dream

Never been a better time to be a wife guy

HIPPA is now vibes