if Julius Caesar was a basic bitch he would’ve said “Veni, Vidi, Vici, Venti”

You can defy death by doing things like skydiving or you can invite death with open arms by eating one of her special snack cakes without first being told you can eat one of her special snack cakes.

A cute monkey with wild giant eyes looking shocked.

Waking up realizing Bluesky went public today

war

Juniper just got suspended from Twitter at the recommendation of a woman that encourages her followers to send bomb threats to schools

Federal government to start providing free coronavirus tests once again Americans can again order four free tests through covidtests.gov starting Sept. 25.

The Biden administration announced Wednesday that it is reviving a program to mail free rapid coronavirus tests to Americans.

Starting Sept. 25, people can request four free tests per household through covidtests.gov.

*opens up Twitter* app crashes
*opens up Threads* app crashes
*opens up Bluesky* app crashes

It's starting to feel like social media is being held together by a lemur with duct tape.

I said this on Twitter and I'm saying this here too: Wearing a mask on transit, in stores, and in healthcare settings is literally the lowest hanging fruit that requires people to not change anything about their lives and yet even as covid cases soar people can't fucking do that.

Yesterday, all charges were dropped against the 7 individuals who were arrested in April while protesting the Republican supermajority’s decision to deny me the ability to represent my constituents on the House floor.

This is a victory for democracy. Below is my full statement:

This is bleak as hell.
Twitter is erasing history and any accounting of it. The present and the past in the digital world we are building will be a blank hole as the egos of fragile men and capitalism crush out our ability to tell coherent and honest stories a out the present and the past.

Texas woman mowing lawn attacked by snake and hawk – at the same time Snake dropped from the grasp of a hawk in the sky and wrapped itself around the woman’s arm, then the bird tried to retrieve it

As a prophet, learning of this I can confidently forecast either the end of Texas, the downfall of America, or the success of a local football team.

Twitter slowly imploding has been especially depressing as a chronically ill person because tweets I've read there from other chronically ill people & researchers have literally saved my life. As a content creator, I'll be sad to see it go but I am much sadder as a person with chronic illness.

I have to be the most fuckable bitch in this diplomacy game

I was very much. Currently I'm on strike.

I am also extremely worried about this.

Imperfect as it was, Twitter was THE place to go for up to date disaster information for many, many years.

That’s gone now.

i’m begging elon musk to purchase the company that has my private student loans, put them out of business due to stupidity please

Twitter will apparently be resting in pieces. Sadly not everyone can just jump ship for Bluesky immediately...