daniel winn

Scheduling texts is such a thrill

The guy playing music out loud on his phone on the subway has ads

beating hans with black in 28 moves makes up for it. all is forgiven

my favorite chess player blew an easy win today and I am pissed

I really want things to work out for me

I was actually the one who asked the ramones if Sheena was a punk rocker

Are cuffed pants ending mid shin required attire for sketch comedy performances?

"could be"

Has anyone pointed out how expensive eating has gotten?

Why is there a car called a “prologue”?

the attention economy will kill us all

Having seeds in your teeth is actually a power move

Just brushing up

Look I’m pissed but maybe we should let him cancel Jimmy Fallon so we at least get something out of this.

He called me stupid multiple times

The driver of my school bus just argued with me for ten minutes about what route to take until we realized he thought we were in a different borough

It's Like You Know, Undeclared, Chivalry

I hate when people ask me if I fargo

I just don't want to be called an influencer when I die

paypal just emailed to tell me that my 16 cents of paypal points expires in ten days

Have you ever eaten a muffin in the rain?

Except Eric Rosen

This may not come as a surprise, but all the most popular chess streamers have bad and annoying personalities

The ny correction officer jingle is my favorite jingle

It's been my dream in life for a couple weeks now to become a professional fact checker

I wish I could be someone who reads the paper every day without wanting to die

You don’t hear people talk about the bridge over River Kwai much these days

got called Larry Bird within three minutes of stepping on a basketball court yesterday

I love skipping straight to the series finale of a long-running show that was either always bad or deteriorated into madness. Have you seen the series finale of Prison Break? It's television magic and very bad