phoenixsoul

If Freddy Fazbear played the guitar, he'd be Fretty Fazbear

#sketchrequest #Art #mario #nintendo #fanart #videogames

Nope, still not distracted. Release the Epstein files.

Nerd and Jock 298 - Jock's Dad is here!

me and the rabbit smoked the shit that makes you see tiny people everywhere

01: There is a woman facing you with a confident expression. She has blond hair, messy twin pigtails, a small angel wing coming off the right side of her head, and a devil horn coming off the left. She has a big angel wing coming off the left side of her back, and a devil wing coming off the right. Her right eye is teal and has an 'X' pattern on the pupil, whereas her right eye is indigo and has a circle pattern on the pupil. She wears a pink neckerchief, and a tight sleeveless top that's blue on the top half and dark purple on the bottom. She also has disconnected sleeves, so her shoulders are still visible. She says "HEY!! It's ME, you're OLD OC. Haven't drawn ME in a while, HAVE YA'?" 02: She puts up her hands in front of her, as if you say 'stop it'. She has big, robotic hands. She says "No no, IT'S OKAY! Let's be real, my design is pretty amateurish HAHA" 03: She turns a bit to the side, and adopts a more sympathetic expression, but keeps looking you in the eyes. She says "But I want you to know that I've been there all this time. I've watched you grow. And you've grown SO much." 04: Closeup of her face as her confident expression returns. She tilts her head and gives you a wink. "Proud of ya', kid."

Ancient lamentations

every time i eat any sort of poultry leg or some such i am whisked back to this post

Sydney Sweeney registered to be a Republican and moved to Florida in 2024, so she seems to be pretty on board with what the party and almost worse, what FLORIDA stands for. We're not in an era of nuance, so while I'm reacting exactly the way a "woke" person would, she really can go fuck herself.

Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-NANCY IS RIDING HER SCOOTER WHEN SUDDENLY A MAN IN A CONVERTIBLE HITS A MUD PUDDLE AND SPLASHES WATER ALL OVER NANCY P2-NANCY IS VERY ANGRY,SHE FOLLOWS THE CONVERTIBLE ON HER SCOOTER P3- NANCY SEES THE MAN STOPPING HIS CONVERTIBLE P4- AS SOON AS THE MAN STEPS OUT OF HIS CONVERTIBLE NANCY RUSHES BY HIM ON HER SCOOTER AND SPLASHES WATER ON THE MAN

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
July 30,1951

I don't understand why the administration keeps saying that other countries pay our tariffs. This is simply not true even in the most optimistic scenario (e.g., a US importer negotiates something with their foreign partner). If the policy is good, why lie about it?

Hilarious

NEW CHALLENGERS HAVE ENTERED THE ARENA!

Dragon Sounds and @wordburglar.bsky.social
are joining us for the MOST EPIC BATTLE OF THE BAND on August 22.

This show is now fully stacked 💥💥💥

T!CKETS: linktr.ee/cybertronicb...

How did you get into the painting aspect? I’ve been wanting to paint my gunpla for a while now but I’m scared to mess them up.

Stunning! Above and below in Alaska.

listen bro this is so embarrassing

i've uh

i've imprinted on you

yeah

yeah like a baby duck

no

NO LISTEN

LISTEN,, INTELLECTUALLY --

Can I talk? Can I just talk for like A MINUTE, i swear, and then you can say your piece

okay so

INTELLECTUALLY i know you are not my mom

but

I will be honest with you guys: the urge to make that face my new profile picture is bigger than the Death Egg itself

Neurodivergent relationships means having a brilliant night out together at a concert with loads of dancing, getting home, making tea, then immediately going into different rooms to decompress for an hour in whatever way you need (him - Robbie Williams movie, me - TikTok and romance books).

I want to create today. I’m gonna make a schedule for when I get off of work so I can divvy my time properly

Every time I open my eyes I wonder why have I lived past my expiration date

I mean my God what is in those files?

And we even have some footage!

This is somewhere to be. You're still alive.

Thanks for your patience, Minnesota. The Stone Arch Bridge is officially open and ready for the next 150 years.

Hey guys! Today is my B-DAY (36 already 🫠) so I would like to ask you for some reposts of this little sneak peek of my art!

Thank you all!!!

#illustration #art #fantasy #scify #warhammer #bloodborne #lordoftherings #doomthedarkages