Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino

Crayons and slobber fucking everywhere

BBC News article with headline “'I was fined £100 for a poo my dog didn't do'”. Below it a photo of a woman and her dog in a park next to a poo bin and normal litter bin.

Close up of the dog from the last pic, poker-faced.

Virgin Ron, who may or may not have purchased PPV pornography.

You keep telling yourself that.

I'm hoping he takes all man no ball eventually, as for Broadhead. That lad used to just shoot on sight whenever I seen him play

Little in play one

Needs more wobble board

Beto has more love and commitment to the club than a fraction of our fan base.

On the other hand, a fraction of our fan base has more technique and vision than Beto.

Swings and roundabouts init.

That's a cherry that lad

“I knew it was over when there was no like-for-like replacement brought in”

“𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙆𝙮𝙤𝙜𝙤?”

“For Russell Martin”

Michel Platini wearing a thawb and head scarf shaking hands with Trump and Turki Alalshikh, all making absurdly evil laughs at each other.

In a corner of the room, a group of suits and clipboards support Frank Warren and Infantino who are planning the next Olympics to take place underwater.

I mean that fella made fucking Bramley Moore out of Lego and I bet it only cost him his marriage and the kids.

I'm sure there is a boardroom full of middle aged men in suits somewhere in Switzerland just shouting at each other using colourful language seeing this

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I could always dedicate about 15 years of my life turning the inside into a scaled down version of Glastonbury

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The Festival:

Looks are deceiving, I reckon you could stage a festival inside that.

Freddie Mercury came to the UK as a kid because people that looked like him were being killed back home in Zanzibar.

In the UK, he formed Queen.

In the UK, he became a global icon.

📍 Liverpool, where Freddie Mercury met Brian May

I want one so bad

Still waiting for Kevin Danso to take this throw in

Booooo

Just fucking horrendously corrupt these officials. Puppeteers literally enforcing their own outcomes to not only decisions but I reckon more importantly moments and momentum.

They have the power to mould the match into whatever they want it to be.

Pawson is running a 9.6 on futmob for spurs here, been their best player in the first half.

How somebody hasn't got onto the pitch for a scrap yet is beyond me.

The fume in the stands is melting point.

The officiating needs investigating.

Lad Matty Cash is turning into fucking Giovanni van Bronckhorst

I've never known a pundit to be so shit scared of his own teams following that he literally refrains from saying things out of fear of backlash.

Leon Osman done it when he first started, but now doesn't care. He will say if we are playing shite.

Carragher is a fucking cunt mate.

Anyone happen to catch the studio build up before?

Narratives already being set straight from the off with the hoping and willing of some shock results today. Wonder why?

Carragher also saying "Gabriel is the most impactful defender in the league at the minute" because he can't say BEST can he?

Pick that out lad

Or, hear me out.

"Everton make £200m in striker profits after spending frugal £16m a season on average on strikers despite shambolic ownership"

Or are sympathetic net spend angles reserved for teams who waste half a billion in a single transfer window?

This fight hahaha

Mike Bisping would have you in the tightest headlock for saying that

I think he's bought himself some time to change the plan and start the fight completely different because Gane pieced him up for that first round