Tyler Duchaine

FRANK SINATRA: “In other words, hold my hand…”
ME, HAVING SOLD MY EARTHLY POSSESSIONS TO PURCHASE TWO TICKETS TO THE MOON: “Bro.”

Haha fuck!

“Nah, dude, she lives in Canada, you totally don’t know her, stop, dude”

“I’mma just head out.”
- Nick Bäckström, probably.

Just over here dreaming up metal versions of K-pop songs no big

If you can find Korean barbecue, do it. Lots of places just let you cook it yourself at your own pace. Endless conversation.

Starting to think government man bad.

SINNERS is fucking great.

They nailed it. They fucking nailed it. This is the team I fell in love with. This is my childhood. This is perfect. Thank you, Commanders.

kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers ALT: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers

Waiting for the Commanders alternate kit to drop like

“Navigated that ownership group…”
Oh boy oh boy

Is she related to Cash Considerations?

Y’all just know Humperdink and Rugen were kissin’.

Bring me Nikolaj Ehlers.

Fuck Palahniuk

Bring me JJ Peterka.

The one spaghetti in the box of fettuccine is just a control group for the thicc boys

I am officially how-the-fuck-do-you-have-time-for-video-games-years old

Hey there it is!

Leon Draisaitl is the greatest Edmonton Oiler of all time I’ll fuckin say it

The only Switch release date I’m interested in

Happy trails, cousin Osh Babe. You gave all you had.

My sweet Appalachian 5-year-old whacked me with a broom today and shouted, “G’on, git!”

If there’s shiplap, I’m out.

There’s an entire “if” in there? Like, both letters?!

Big tree fall hard, velocity equals mass times acceleration, etc.

Long game. We’re already halfway there.

Cast them both as lead and burn down the theater.

It’s never really been strictly right vs left. It’s mostly top vs bottom.
Anyway, Happy Pride, babes.

RC was quicker on the draw, but this pretty much sums it up for me.