Mike Gianella

Personally, I think it’s important to take note of the people eager to solidify racial revanchism as a given.

The fact that everyone from the Pod Save people to Bernie closed ranks around the guy communicates how important his particular candidacy with this particular messaging is to them.

my 16-year-old doesn’t (they also said “that sounds like a fake person.”)

my 19-year-old didn’t respond to my text

historical data suggests you won’t get a lot of saves this way, although the DC component certainly changes the calculus

my wife wanted to know what I was laughing at. I did not tell her

lol I do too

one of mine is my derpy buddy and the other one is our little gentleman

🎶well isn’t it convenient
don’t you think
extremely convenient
and yeah I really do think

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I thought this was about Juan Pierre and for a second got excited he was making a comeback

happy valentine's day from scott 😍

too late, my knickers are in a twist

Calling the requirement for a judicial warrant before entering a person’s home one of the Democrats’ “new restrictions on federal immigration agents” crosses the line into outright falsehood. It’s in the Bill of Rights! A rule as old as the republic.

the second category of show is far more entertaining to watch but ultimately I feel like I’m watching actors reading very clever writing as opposed to characters with any kind of humanity or life in them at all.

you should care about and even love others for so many reasons but even if you can’t bring yourself to do that a society where everyone is loved and cared for is better for you, too.

there seem to be two primary formulas: dull, generic characters who talk like they’re explaining things to a six-year-old and shows where everyone is constantly quippy and clever, where the jokes sometimes land but I feel like I’m watching a series of YouTube clips and not a cohesive TV show.

yes, most of these shows are unwatchable if you’re actively trying to watch them.

I mutter “curtains for zoosha” to myself 20 times a day now. my family is not worried about me because they left months ago. i am not upset; they were right to do it.

this was the logical endpoint of the media both sides-ing everything that became a normal part of the gig during the Iraq War.

Jon destroyed a cat’s health by feeding him lasagna and turned him into the unhealthy cat Garfield is. Garfield could have been a normal, well adjusted animal if Jon wasn’t the monster he is.

he struck out 2,380 times last year? that’s wild.

In my early 20s a friend of mine had a bookie. I placed one bet, won, never got paid because my friend was in deep with the bookie and that was that. I could easily have become an addict off the high of winning that first bet in today’s environment

love sells, and YOU’RE buying!

I got my kids to stop saying lit this way

a large group of people are gathered in a room with a sign that says nasa on it Alt: Apollo 13 Mission Control cheering

when you get the “all clear” from your kids school patrol chats that say that masked, armed federal paramilitaries who have very much not left and were very active near the schools all afternoon did not kidnap any children, parents, or teachers tonight and now Whiskey Friday can begin in earnest

Ray Kinsella

“that’s your cross to bear, not mine”

you know, it still seems like it should be an even bigger issue that the president has been sending armed forces to kidnap and assault people in an ethnic cleansing campaign, with a specific geographic focus on regions that didn't vote for him in the last election

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