Mike Gianella

has mom actually never seen this before?

he was an amazing defensive third baseman who had an almost 80 career WAR and who no one who knows anything about baseball underrates. not sure why that guy is being chippy about him

the UHF New Jersey Network (sometimes Channel) was pretty cheesy but generally understood that their reach should never exceed their quite limited grasp

This is by far the worst Super Bowl hype song I have ever heard and yes I am aware We’re the New York Giants exists.

like hot dogs a pie is a sandwich

Relevant:

I will not give up that which I have tasted Promotion of the myth

In which Zack Budryk perfectly captures the feeling many #ActuallyAutistic people feel in this particular moment of RFK Jr.'s resurgence: We felt like we were turning the corner on autism acceptance. And now we are seeing that door closed off.
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a cartoon of a human in the background with a bird in the foreground. The human is yelling, “boo! get better material!”

me at the end of every Hallmark movie

oh look it’s the bloat of breakfast past

I’ve tried explaining her to my not-too-online wife and I might as well be speaking a dead language from 2000 years ago

this has the most genuine laugh out loud moments of any Hallmark movie I’ve ever seen (which isn’t very many, but still!)

the mini-series was four hours with commercials and left so much shit out

The Tommyknockers, and it has to be true to the book, I don’t care if it’s 14 hours long and absolutely sucks.

I feel like if you’re going to do an asinine plot you’ve got to turn into the skid and MAN the car has already flipped over several times and is about to fly over an embankment

this PR person giving advice to both a bookstore owner and a hockey player is like the Police Squad bit where the shoeshine guy gives advice to everyone. It’s a good bit.

the two main characters openly loathing each other immediately is great, too many of these films are too gentle about this

is there a Hallmark/sports movie where the level of sports knowledge isn’t generic slop?

if you’re going to keep my kid way late for their training/orientation giving them a bunch of free pizza to bring home is an amazing way to make up for it

you could easily argue that Craig is doing a “perfect” accent in that both accents fit into the mood and vibe of each film perfectly

Daniel Craig performances are like my children; please don’t make me choose which one is “better”

I watched both Clerks and Mallrats in a (different) theater in a college town and it was a great time both times. I’d imagine this wouldn’t have been nearly as much fun seeing either film in a multiplex with a bunch of older adults

bees are planted in the ground they are

The first legislators arrested for inspecting these spaces were Black legislators from New Jersey

the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers

over and over i ask: do you genuinely think the police will catch the person who stole your package (and what do you actually want to happen to that person, if so)

I liked S1 and gradually like it less with each passing season. I am not a “shows need 23 episodes” person but any non-animated Star Trek really does

Business card with the text: Know your rights! Interacting with Isaac Chotiner? - "Am I being profiled?" - "I exercise my right to be silent" - Refuse to sign any statements. - Do not offer express invitation to investigate further.

Every American should have this in their wallet:

the Golden Eye/pause music meme but swap in the In a Mirror, Darkly theme

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the alternate theme they used for the mirror universe episodes completely kicking ass is the most Enterprise thing ever