R’lyeh’s Pizza

Oklahoma City has a Christian mayor. Did they forget Oklahoma City Bombing? Or are y’all just racists?

What about subspace transmission?

Vance is gonna be big mad if he can’t get his Asian fuck couch.

Are random Signal chats considered safe to report on or not?

Dude had lower case teeth and caps lock gums.

Chances Emperor Gropeateen wrote this: 0%.

If you’re not anti-fascist, what are you?

Or commit to one outfit for all time like cartoon characters!

There are no Nazis in Valhalla.

Charlie Kirk: "It's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment" Kirk: "Having an armed citizenry comes with a price, and that is part of liberty"

People from Boston man… get it together.

I’m interested to read your book… I’ve been a fan since True Crime Addict. It’s not Cleveland related but I always hope you’ll investigate the Waltham Murders and their relationship to the Boston Marathon bombing. Lots of sketchy stuff going on there.

Ain’t no hate like Christian love.

I thought MAGATs said Trump would prevent WWIII, not start it.

Republican terrorism. Their violence is the only area where they *don’t* discriminate. Hell, a couple of them even tried to kill Trump…

I really liked it. Listened to the audio book 2 or 3 times.

Dude’s gonna be cheering on Inspector Javert.

I’m shivering with antici…

…pation.

There’s no excuse even if you’re from New York. The Mets are right there!

I’d do this with Tobasco but you’ll pry my Cholula from my cold, dead hands. 😂

It’s not for her. It’s for us. To intimidate us. Because a Congresswoman has the resources & clout to fight it, but we don’t.

It’s not believable. Trump would charge for the use of his library.

No one except Trump.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

@cstuarthardwick.com Just got Analog in the mail and there you are!

Missing a shit stain I think.

I’m from Massachusetts. We’re weird. It’s probably all that bubbler water we drink.

It’s a bubblah! A fountain is outside a swanky building.

The buck stops anywhere but here.

Brainworm Bobby Strikes Again! 🧠🪱