desperate4approval

I stg my entire values system is plucked from anarchist philosophy and shonen anime (but what’s the difference amirite)

I AM HONORED. They were some double layered rainbow and black mesh stockings I got at a sex shop in Minneapolis

I will always be suspicious of folks who follow all the rules but are comfortable with casual cruelty

Bernie sanders saying “I am once again asking you to forgive me for being a silly goose”.

When you’re done isolating and ready to talk to people again

Sometimes a silly goose needs to honk

Some people tell me it’s childish to be into anime and video games and to them I say “listen, my mom’s husband. I may have a childlike sense of enthusiasm and be wildly ineffective at taking care of myself but you’re not my real dad so there”

im like wise or whatever idk 🙂‍↔️

Hey…..psst….people tend to either hypersexualize me or refuse to sexualize me and owning my own sexuality in an overt way makes me feel like I’m in control of it. Pass it on.

I try not to use words like “bad” or “good” when describing people but like just know if you hear me describe someone as “limited” that I am roasting the f*ck out of them

*me after a gangbang in which I am the only bottom*

“I CONTAIN MULTITUDES”

I regret to inform you all that the “repressed twink to slammin hottie with a fat ass, tummy aches and daddy issues” pipeline is real

Dude I was about to hookup with off Grindr blocked me for asking his name. This fella opened with a dick pic but draws the line at telling me what to call him 🫠

The best Star Wars media understands that the Emperor is an old queen whose high-ranking staff are all gay

Did you all know that after you’ve reached your tenth year of comedy, the next time you grab the mic stand a voice will call out to you saying “a new hand touches the beacon”.

Life is wild, sometimes you have a good set that makes you feel like you’re on top of the world and you wanna keep that high going but then you remember you don’t do cocaine so you just go home and play oblivion

List of upcoming shows

Come see me do some comedy whydontcha

*in the voice of that weird assassin guy from game of thrones*

“Sometimes a girl’s clothes reveal a great deal of skin. A girl does not need a reason.”

We’re in scary times so before I go out I like to prepare by looking in the mirror, taking a deep breath and saying “it is not a crime to be this hot”.

Christians saying they don’t get pronouns when Jesus was walking around saying shit like “I am he”. Jesus was a walking pronoun, if he was alive today he’d have neopronouns and be the caretaker in an asexual polycule.

Gonna post about giving away my Neil Gaiman books for free on fb marketplace and clown anyone who inquires about them. That being said I do have Neil gaiman books I’m giving away for free, please reach out if you’re interested

Doctor asks a trans girl if she’s pregnant. #standup #comedy #comedyvideo #comedian #transgender #doctor

I’m jk Rowling you’re Pedro pascal and you call me a heinous loser til I cum

Me furiously defending the Easter buffet:
“IF JESUS CANT EAT THEN NO ONE CAN”

Trans girl tries to hook up with transphobic guy #trans #comedy #standup #grindr

Therapist: Fear is justified when something is threatening you or someone you love.

Me: Oh so 100% of the time?

Therapist: Now you’re getting it

Photo of all my shows with a sign that says guess who is getting pegged in 2025

Here’s all my upcoming Minneapolis shows, if I don’t see you at all of them I am going to peg your father.

I’m in a pink half hoodie and a long black skirt. Standing on stage and holding the mic stand.

Lookin cute on stage

Fanny packs are a fitting name for an accessory I exclusively use to make my ass pop

Dating shorter men #trans #comedyvideo #standup #kidrock #dating #men #women

Trans girls who top #transgender #comedy #comedian #standup