Rachel Jade 🏳️‍⚧️

“Among other things” is doing some HEAVY lifting in there

But why is nobody mentioning the turkey??

"We have Dylan Cease at home" type post

Screenshot, reading: JUST A REMINDER: THE USE OF TEAR GAS AND ALL OTHER ASPHYXIATING, POISONOUS GASES, AND ALL BACTERIOLOGICAL METHODS OF WARFAR' WAS BANNED BY THE GENEVA PROTOCOLS IN 1925, AND REUPPED IN 1997. THE US DID NOT SIGN THAT AGREEMENT UNTIL 1975, AND ONLY AFTER PRESIDENT GERAL FORD CARVED OUT SPECIAL EXCPETIONS THAT ALLOW SUCH GASES TO BE USED ON AMERICAN CITIZENS. THE U.S. GOV. UNDERSTANDS THESE GASES ARE TOO DANGEROUS FOR WAR. BUT NOT FOR US.

Apropos of nothing in particular, from Saint Paul

Benches clearing is just some fun entertainment imo. I really don’t care who’s in the right or anything, I just wanna see grown men be drama queens 🤷‍♀️

Hahahaha I’d be fired

I’d almost be tempted to pull Bichette for a pinch runner in the second inning lol

I am not mutilated.

Thinking maybe he’ll be antsy to hit and swing at garbage I guess

John Smoltz just said he wasn’t a fan of win probability as a stat. How do you hate THAT????

Oh he’s feasting tonight!

No idea how much they emphasized it on the US feed, but I’m super impressed with Yesavage. Couldn’t command his sinker at all, but didn’t let the Dodgers capitalize.

If you can find a way to watch the Sportsnet broadcast of the World Series I highly recommend. So nice to get basically a local broadcast of the game (instead of listening to whatever bs Smoltz is talking about)

Ugh, audio-only for me I guess. I’m not giving Google my government ID ffs

I would say “TIL there’s a Climax in Minnesota” but the jokes write themselves…

This Mariners win was so special it made Jon Bois make a genuine skeet

It was an “and”, not a “but”

JORGE FUCKING POLANCO

I’m so fucking happy for him. And Seattle. My god one of the best games ever

Did they just say that watching Colin Cowherd will GROW your brain?????

The Athletic is reporting the Tigers signed Fox Sports’ Adam Wainwright for a one-inning contract for the 15th inning

What the fuck

This is so much better than the Manfred runner, even if I’m about to have a heart attack

Holy shit I’m gonna puke

it ought to be interesting to see who will win the last game of the alds

And yet the broadcast team was still talking about him like the second coming of Christ lol

This is basically my Christmas

T. You will NEVER get me to root for the Yankees

S (but also mmm)

Does time traveling count as cheating?

I’d agree if it was anywhere else. But this just feels like Philly being Philly lmao