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attorney / photography enthusiast / unsolicited advice giver / to-do list curator Jersey ⚫️ D.C.⚫️ Chicago

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The grand jury:

05.12.2025 03:27 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Best summer city in the US. Hands down. I lived there for two years and the summers were perfect.
Weather 10/10
Vibes 10/10
Food 10/10

04.12.2025 15:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Or make your eyeballs explode. When my manager told me to keep my eyes closed If I go outside during a polar vortex, I knew it was time to go 😂

04.12.2025 15:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fox Point >>>> every other spice blend ever invented.

02.12.2025 02:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is driving a car with his mouth open and the words `` i am shooketh '' written above him . ALT: a man is driving a car with his mouth open and the words `` i am shooketh '' written above him .

So I did an Enneagram test today and it’s pretty spot on. Way more accurate than I expected.

02.12.2025 02:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
parks Y
@parkersity_9
Without naming your job, tell me something you say 20 times per day at work

parks Y @parkersity_9 Without naming your job, tell me something you say 20 times per day at work

“That sounds illegal”

01.12.2025 18:24 — 👍 4640    🔁 624    💬 237    📌 365
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This why they tryna make degrees worthless bc black ppl and pocs the only ones who think education worth a damn 😭😭😭

30.11.2025 17:43 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Wow. I didn’t even think about that possibility. It might be a way for some justice to be had after this is all over.

30.11.2025 18:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And every single person that worked for his administration, people that worked for ICE, etc. I suspect he will issue a record number or pardons on his way out the door.

30.11.2025 17:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone with the words if it is to be said so it be so it is ALT: a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone with the words if it is to be said so it be so it is

Might be a #Succession Sunday. I need a show to put on while I try and get my life together.

30.11.2025 16:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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three men are standing next to each other on a red carpet at a bet awards event . ALT: three men are standing next to each other on a red carpet at a bet awards event .

Neighbors are fighting

30.11.2025 05:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Northwestern reaches $75M deal with Trump administration to get federal funding reinstated Northwestern expects federal funds will start flowing within days and be fully restored within 30 days.

Northwestern reaches $75M deal with Trump administration to get federal funding reinstated

29.11.2025 01:03 — 👍 45    🔁 21    💬 31    📌 10

I’m already getting depressed that I have to go back to work on Monday.

29.11.2025 00:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SAME!!!

28.11.2025 17:50 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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A cellphone free experience. People don’t talk to each other enough anymore.

Warning ‼️ social media and “I have to take this” addicts, STAY AWAY! 😊

28.11.2025 14:50 — 👍 38    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 3
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I’m gonna try not to over do it today. Hear my cry oh lord

27.11.2025 16:14 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1
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Takes me out every time 😂😭

27.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is the correct take. Stewing in white supremacist propaganda is bad for your thinking. And if think you are so savvy that it won’t impact you, you are the exact kind of mark they are slowly converting (I’m looking at you, centrist pundits).

27.11.2025 10:05 — 👍 2497    🔁 571    💬 26    📌 24

I’m pretty sure there are video clips of him and the Faux news folks complaining about how much Obama played golf. I’m never shocked by the hypocrisy but it still grinds my gears.

26.11.2025 20:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The day before Thanksgiving is the second-largest day for cannabis sales in the US. Here’s why families are toking together: https://cnn.it/4in3vgR

26.11.2025 14:30 — 👍 73    🔁 15    💬 16    📌 8

This! The same is true for paying government workers. For example, one of the reasons why Bernie Madoff was able to get away with running a Ponzi scheme for so long was because the SEC didn’t pay enough to attract the people with the skills. Talent isn’t cheap. You get what you pay for.

26.11.2025 04:39 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Another problem is people reading headlines and not context, feeding America's program expense ratio is 98.27% for FY2024, meaning nearly all of its donations go directly to programs and services that help people facing hunger.

26.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 19    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 1
The massive bronze doors of St. Patrick's Cathedral in Midtown Manhattan, New York City. The doors were installed in December 1949, replacing the original wooden ones.

The massive bronze doors of St. Patrick's Cathedral in Midtown Manhattan, New York City. The doors were installed in December 1949, replacing the original wooden ones.

The massive bronze doors of St. Patrick's Cathedral in Midtown Manhattan, New York City. The doors were installed in December 1949, replacing the original wooden ones.

25.11.2025 06:20 — 👍 55    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve heard horror stories of people going in-house and having to bill time. That would send me over the edge lol

25.11.2025 06:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I worked all day and still have to bill my time before I get put on some type of list. Billing is the worst part of being an attorney by far. Hate it

25.11.2025 05:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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When I tell you I AM DEAD?! BITCH! 😭😭😭

24.11.2025 19:46 — 👍 78    🔁 53    💬 4    📌 16
24.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This app…is a lot. I’m not surprised nor terribly upset about rich people attending the birthday party of a rich friend that was held at…wait for it, a rich person’s home.

Also, how are you gonna say fuck Stevie Wonder lmao 😭

23.11.2025 08:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s had one of the worst political weeks of his life (and that’s saying something) and you run up there to smile beside him??

Two dumb bitches saying, “Exactly” iyam

22.11.2025 14:54 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 2

I’m agree! As someone who’s been in the public sector, worked in house and worked at 2 big law firms, I’ve been on all sides of the spectrum. Law school tuition is out of control and needs to be more affordable.

21.11.2025 19:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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