Idris Esquire

Ok. I finished at 38 (I went part time) so you got me by a few years lol.

It’s challenging. I went to law school at 34. I’m definitely not team she needs to quit, I understand that people have responsibilities. but she’ll likely get fired for saying that in court. Did she join the DOJ before this administration took over?

Absolutely would. At least some of the time. I like having my own space.

I’ve been laughing at that AUSA all afternoon because it’s ridiculous and hilarious….and a tiny bit relatable. I’m not an AUSA, but I remember working for 28 days straight in 2021 and wanting to die (figuratively).

I’m sorry, it ain’t funny, but I am cackling.

Girl, QUIT.

I need a version of “hold me in contempt so I can sleep” for non-litigators lmfao. That was a BAR!

I just yell laughed in my office. 😭😂

im losing my mind at ol girl goin fuck this job, just hold me in contempt dog lmaaoo

They also tried to be slick. It used to be text “stop” to end, now they’ve switched it to text “end” to end. STOP PLAYING ON MY PHONE!!!

The spam fundraising text messages need to stop. It used to be limited to campaign donation requests but now I’m getting a ton of ICE related fundraising messages everyday. I got one at 1:05am last night.

Happy Black History Month

It’s a bop! lol

Kids, don’t go to law school.

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I still have to finish my billing for January

A hymn, a psalm, an anthem.

Don’t play in my face!!!

isn’t it tho

“It’s not a crime to party with Jeffrey Epstein”

happy black history month 😂

“Ex-Prince” is wild lol. I’d ask the press to just call me Andrew lmao

Whoever runs this account has one of the best social media jobs ever. They get to be a little cheeky, topical, and educate people in the process.

😂

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Kendrick when Cher said “Luther Vandross”

Help…

Her face is 55 but that brain is 79.

Ok. That tracks lol

I am in tears 😭

LMAO sis had a SENIOR moment!

If Luther walked up on that stage that place would clear out hahaha

PLEASE LMAO

HELP