No Punt Intended

Oh that pesky complaint tablet.

Omg!

Having to listen to Gregg Olsen cal my Seahawks fame, against our top rival, is just insult to injury. #nfl

Anthony Bourdain would laugh at your microdick energy. Acting like you're taking the moral high ground, when the reality is that you're too afraid to face the consequences of your pedantry, so you prevent people being able to reply. Block me, cuck.

There's nothing anyone can do or say to convince me that Jeff George was 23 when he was drafted.

They're the same person, though. You want to be anti-vax, but also pro-organ transplant? Also, saying we've failed as a species bc some stranger didn't step up to give another stranger an organ from their own body is wild. Its not like donating $10. The lifelong ramifications of mono-kidney is real.

Me, sitting on my couch in my pjs, watching a show about a woman who disappeared while thru-hiking the Appalachian Trail: I should thru-hike the Appalachian Trail!

People should stop trying to use superlatives on everyone for everything. It's so childish.

Police shouldn't be the ones to respond to mental health crises. Many cities have crews who respond to mental health crises, with specially trained responders, and it's so much better for everyone.

I wish #Etsy sellers realized how annoying it is when you send these unnecessary messages thanking me for purchases and manually telling me you're shipping it, and asking me if it arrived ok. You're just giving me more work to reply to your messages right away so it doesn't affect MY seller stats.

TUA.

I mean, this is definitely the correct call. Don't act like Tis is worse than Wilson or Ewers.

Wow, not even Seattle. 🥺

That one is very old though.

What am I supposed to feel guilty over, exactly, Alyssa?

I'm not glued to social media, honey. I have a life. For example, I was absolutely riveted by that NYG/Denver game. Pure cinema.

Sorry not sorry you got that bad karma #NYGiants, but...

Lol, called @fakehistoryhunter.net out for promoting cheap Chinese sweatshops that steal the work of honest creators, and instead of deleting their posts, they just blocked me. What an odious account, run by some attention whore shill I guess. Cares more about engagement clicks than anything else.

Lol, whatever you say, sweetie. You're pathetically desperate to believe you're right, so I'll throw you a bone out of pity, and let you believe it. I doubt you have much else going for you in your life.

This Bills vs Dirty Birds game is fun (except for Bills Mafia), but listening to a coked out Dan Orlovsky, and a suspiciously gaunt Peter Schrager dressed up in his dad's too-large suit is just shitty. I hate these double-header MNF games. #nfl #mnf #espn

He's done.

I'm talking about you, posting shitty knock-offs of creators' stolen works, and refusing to remove them despite being politely requested on multiple social media platforms. I guess the attention is more lucrative than being a good person.

Speaking of absolute scum, why do you continue to promote Turkish drop shipping thieves who steal the work of innocent creators? Are you really THAT desperate for internet attention? Or you're just a complete hypocrite...?

Never miss a game, Mikey. I'm guessing after one really good game, one goodish game, and one bad game you're ready to induct him into the HoF? Of course, there are absolutely no past examples of rookie QBs who had a good rookie outing and then struggled the next several years. None at all.

This will not help his bid to join some postseason bound tram who need a playoff boost.

A huge ass spider on my sweater

A huge ass spider on my sweater

Yay, autumn in #Portland 😬... you gave me a frighten, Señor/a Spider, but I wasn't going to wear that sweater anyhow, so... carry on eating bugs or whatever you're doing.

You can order it from my Etsy shop, since it's my design, but OP keeps linking to these Chinese drop shippers all over social media.

Stop posting rip-off Chinese stolen content shirts.

Hell yeah King Co! Go Hawks!