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@lisacycles.bsky.social

Cats. Bikes. Enforcement. London.

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I agree. I was rather impressed with myself when I did London to Brighton (whoever put the South Downs at 90km in is NOT my friend!) Currently working up to 100 miles. Then 200km is in the cards.

31.10.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm rather sad to see no answers to this question. I'm not training to London to Paris, but audax rides are certainly in my future.

30.10.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People who think that leaving the car unregistered is the way out of enforcement haven't met my towing trucks yet. Everyone sleeps some time, but this contractor is 24/7.

29.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Park illegally, get a parking ticket. Get double digits of unpaid parking tickets, and your car goes to the pound.

29.10.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Who says the Council doesn't work evenings or weekends?

No plates? Off to the pound.

27.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This one has no engine and the back is full of rubbish. The owner wants me to leave it alone because it has tax and MOT. Sadly, the MOT is not valid when the engine is missing. Either way, it's going today.

27.10.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That really is the dream, isn't it?

26.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also: "where is the nearest coffee place?" works a treat.

26.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is probably about male-male conversations, but I do find if I just say, "so I'm thinking of going tubeless....." I suddenly have lots of guys with opinions to share.

26.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want, he can contact me directly. I can give him the officer decision that led to the pilot and an update on how far we have gotten so far.

26.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If it were my towing truck, I would let you.

26.10.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you in touch with any of your ward councillors? I could speak with them and explain how this is a service Ealing are getting at no cost. Just some paperwork.

26.10.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hillingdon SHOULD request devolved powers from the DVLA to remove untaxed vehicles under the Vehicle Excise Duty (Immobilisation, Removal and Disposal of Vehicles) Regulations 1997 as Ealing have done.

26.10.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ealing and a couple of other boroughs have opted to interpret the legislation literally: if an officer believes the vehicle appears abandoned, he can have it removed.

26.10.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So each council does it a bit differently. Hillingdon's process seems to involve waiting for both tax AND mot to expire, placing a notice, and then asking A1 Spares to collect the vehicle. You can report vehicles on Love Clean Streets on their online portal.

26.10.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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A ward councillor sent this to me. A drunk driver took out a bus stop over the weekend. His insurance company have decided not to do anything. I sent this to my tow contractor and the car was gone in 3 hours.

26.10.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

We have already removed about 15 vehicles from Coronation Road. But we are not done there.

26.10.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bob is beautiful!

26.10.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What council are you in?

26.10.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It really is the height of entitlement. It's bad enough when drivers take up the entire lane and can't park properly. But when they decide that the entire public realm is for their commercial enterprise, it's time to take action.

26.10.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You would think. The trouble isn't ordinary residents. It's shady auto traders and commercial garages that take on more cars than they can accommodate in their shop.

26.10.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even better: we have TWO different towing contractors now. We are doing a 12 month pilot project around nuisance vehicles and associated shenanigans. Stay tuned, there will be SO much more than just PCNs coming your way.

26.10.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some of our recent work. This hot-spot is notorious for cars with no plates, SORN cars, untaxed cars. We lifted 12 cars, issued 36 PCNs, and reported misused of 15 trade plates to the DVLA.

26.10.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Don't worry, I'm sure some cat content will still find its way in....

25.10.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After some time away, I am back. I have decided that this feed is going to be more enforcement-y. And this time, I have tow trucks! 😍😍😍

25.10.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, you can do toast on the lid? I should get me an Aga!

25.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was good to see you this afternoon. Hope to join you for a ride again some time soon.

25.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, but "Happy Thursday before Easter" doesn't roll off the tongue very easily.

17.04.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine is cats, bicycles, and enforcement. That's sort of the same thing, right?

20.03.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Thursday

20.03.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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