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Cats. Bikes. Enforcement. London.

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The requirement for numberplates hasn't stopped issues. More than 100 vehicles (since Sept) were towed for simply not having them. Then there are the vehicles with cloned plates that we have also had to tow. Don't get me started on the vehicles with no registered keeper.

12.02.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But wait... is that the sun?

No. It's just a lighter shade of grey...

12.02.2026 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brompton was a great sort of gateway drug for me to start with and I completely recommend to people who want to try cycle commuting. But I agree with you as well.

12.02.2026 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I found that the transition from Brompton to non-Brompton was much easier than the reverse.

12.02.2026 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On the one hand, I'm thinking larger kit creates drag which burns calories. But I think that's my swimming background taking over. On the other hand, there is the chaffing from loose kit....

There is Cookie Monster jersey I have my eye on

12.02.2026 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So here is my question about this: I'm going to have a gastric bypass tomorrow, so I anticipate losing a significant amount of weight this year. Can I replace now too large cycling kit with smaller kit?

12.02.2026 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We have now towed this Jaguar three times. THREE times. I don't really understand what the issue is with this garage, but they don't seem to be learning.

11.02.2026 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. We lifted it. They also tried to wedge in one car between two other cars thinking if we lifted one we would damage the others. Got that one, too. No damage. 10 cars today

10.02.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crazy games being played with cars today to prevent us from towing. This kid removed a wheel and left the brake drum sitting in the mud to thwart the tow truck.

10.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's a 2-fer from today since I will be taking some time off work.

10.02.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the bit people don't talk about: the privatisation of the reservoirs.

06.02.2026 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I need to get in the shower but he just settled on my legs. I live here now

06.02.2026 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was my reaction when I got the list from Parking.

05.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this your untaxed BMW we lifted this week? It has 63 unpaid PCNs.

05.02.2026 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We will see what happens. If it is claimed back from the pound, the owner will need to provide proof of ownership, proof of address and ID. That all gets passed on to parking enforcement. All this, and we are STILL not spending public money on this project!

05.02.2026 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We lifted this vehicle last night for having expired tax and MOT. Checked with colleagues in Parking. It also has 60 unpaid PCNs.

05.02.2026 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe just the obnoxious nature of that wrap job?

03.02.2026 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As of today, we have lifted 600 cars. Happy 600 Towed Cars Day to those who celebrate.

02.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We have towed this car twice in as many weeks from the same road for being untaxed. Glad we're not spending public money on this nonsense!

30.01.2026 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day

29.01.2026 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One more time for the people in the back row: if you take the plates off your car, it will be towed.

27.01.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate that.

27.01.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm aware. But there are certainly consultations - I believe to change parking restrictions and so forth - that require a high degree of support before they go through, referendum style. That is why I asked. Wasn't sure if all highways and traffic management ones are the same.

27.01.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi Carla. Do you know if this is one of those consultations where the council announce their plans and may make some changed based on feedback, or if it is essentially a referendum where the majority wins?

27.01.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Weirdly, I read that as "stripping due to signal interference" and I thought it was some sort of hazing activity. I'm going to put my glasses on now...

27.01.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If this is your Ford parked on double yellow lines, it's just been towed.

27.01.2026 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

We do indeed

*hides accent*

23.01.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If I pronounce "scones" like an American, is he more or less likely to return?

23.01.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would have it no other way.

23.01.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why the girls should be older. So they are bigger for a little while. I'm sure Mia still rules to roost.

23.01.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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