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@crisitunityguy.bsky.social

Lawyer, but not your lawyer. Very tired.

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The MAHA grift continues

25.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or like watch a YouTube video.

20.02.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest.

I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said β€˜I Love ICE’.

Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted β€” Just for standing up for law enforcement.

What is happening to America? 

there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physically

danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest. I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said β€˜I Love ICE’. Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted β€” Just for standing up for law enforcement. What is happening to America? there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physically

a quote tweet that has transcription from the punch. the tweet reads:β€œYou’re gonna punch me?”
β€œYeah”
β€œThen you’re gonna in trouble for that”
β€œOkay”

Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme

a quote tweet that has transcription from the punch. the tweet reads:β€œYou’re gonna punch me?” β€œYeah” β€œThen you’re gonna in trouble for that” β€œOkay” Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week. the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme

over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes

13.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11351    πŸ” 2100    πŸ’¬ 318    πŸ“Œ 511

The expansive definition of "America" with the U.S. flag among many other nations was really nice. Good on him. Trying to find something unique and unifying to say at a Superbowl is very tough.

09.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 343    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: β€œHe might have thought β€˜how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said β€˜this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

04.02.2026 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8763    πŸ” 3825    πŸ’¬ 165    πŸ“Œ 791

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

History of Economic Thought
Ancient and Medieval Philosophy
Bourgeois Century: 1815-1914
Energy and the Economy
Science and Religion

31.01.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the president of the united states should not be allowed to personally loot the treasury to the sum of ten billion dollars and that this is not resulting in immediate, unanimous impeachment is a dramatic indictment of what has become of our political system

30.01.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7226    πŸ” 2249    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 65

Agent Megamind

29.01.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh my god she admit it

26.01.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1678    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 49
24.01.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week

24.01.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5864    πŸ” 2185    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 39

This is genuinely so embarrassing

21.01.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some perspective: The S&P opened down -1.3% on Trump's Greenland saber-rattling. That's $750 billion of wealth destroyed -- roughly equal to estimates of the value of Greenland.

And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.

20.01.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 14757    πŸ” 5840    πŸ’¬ 593    πŸ“Œ 380

I can only imagine that this will divide his base.

19.01.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She dresses like Judy Gemstone what the fuck are you on about

10.01.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2192    πŸ” 242    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 8

As a principled libertarian, I believe that anyone who doesn't immediately do what ICE says should be shot dead. And as a principled states' rights advocate, I believe that the federal government should not allow states to prosecute these shootings.

09.01.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1621    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7

Is this all it takes to get published by Harvard?

09.01.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This a beautiful and spot-on description of Miller. It’s uncanny.

06.01.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

03.01.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5006    πŸ” 1445    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 67

Trump has somehow managed to not only shred the Constitution and shatter international norms but also betray his propagandists who were celebrating the end of authoritarianism in Venezuela, leaving the same people in power so he can baldly loot the country.

03.01.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Headline from 2016: "Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk."

Headline from 2016: "Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk."

Never gets old.

02.01.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2722    πŸ” 496    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 35

We had a good run

03.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14331    πŸ” 3151    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 22

"We are going to run the country."

Wow.

03.01.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

We’re going to run Venezuela and stay until a β€œproper transition” happens?

03.01.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Donald the Dove.

03.01.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The instructor was wrong to award 0 points based on their rubric, but the student’s essay was bad. Merely asserting one’s views on the Bible doesn’t amount to personal experience. I’m all for being charitable, but the student’s essay barely responsive to the prompt.

01.12.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself

13.11.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1662    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 4

DONALD TRUMP:
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.

JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +

DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.

12.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1749    πŸ” 242    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7

What’s the opposite of doomscrolling? Because that’s what I’m doing right now.

05.11.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, these employees experienced anxiety attacks.

29.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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