Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

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MAGA: “I ain’t watching the halftime show!!!! I’m watching the pro-family TPUSA one headlined by KID ROCK MAGAAA!!!!”

Kid Rock song:

“ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see. Some say that's statutory (but I say that's mandatory)”

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.

I don’t let bullies win.

Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

Rittenhouse & George were heroes.
Pretti should have known better than to carry a gun.
Ashli Babbit was a hero.
Renee Good deserved to die.
Drug smugglers should be in jail.
Drug kingpin Hernandez should be out of jail.

There are no principles. Only bulls**t justification for doing what they want.

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

All the President’s Pardons Trump rewards criminals at the expense of their victims—and U.S. taxpayers

All the President’s Pardons
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I honestly thought this had to be satire. Surely, no one would think it was a good idea to "honor" MLK by creating a sneaker that evokes the site of his murder, knowing about the harsh words he had for the capitalist system.

But yeah... it's real

The Declaration of Independence with red arrows marking the things Trump has done

We budget $300 a month to buy food for hungry neighbors. We go to Costco and load up on canned goods & as much produce as we can afford. Groceries are more expensive now. For the first time since 2020, we've had to leave the pantry empty and watch people come to get food and go away empty-handed.

I wonder what Merrick Garland tells himself to make him feel better.

My great-grandmother studied at Atlanta University not long after she was freed. My great-grandfather was an Alcorn Boy. They both taught at Alabama A&M, my grandfather went to Wilberforce. I'm so freaking ready to walk onto the campus of an HBCU & feel the love of my ancestors behind me.

"The billionaires have only themselves to blame.
It’s as if the sheer scale of this wealth, which beggars even the riches of the Gilded Age, has induced a kind of class sociopathy."
That's exactly what happens. I'm writing a book about it.

I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.

Change my mind.

Think back to how you felt a year ago when Trump was reelected.

Now think about how you feel after last night's election.

You volunteered. You went to protests. You didn't check out.

You put in the work required for our democracy — and it's paying off.

Remember this.

I only hope I live a life such that my death is mourned and not celebrated.

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A couple experts have pointed out that referring to political figures as "dangerous" tends to make them more admirable in the eyes of many Americans, the type of voters who admire strong men. Consider using "destructive," "incompetent," "clueless," or another adjective instead.

ICE Stranded a 17-Year-Old on I-20 After Arresting His Father. The Mississippi Dad Now Faces Deportation. A 17-year-old watched as ICE arrested his immigrant father, Hector, on I-20 in June. The family faces mounting legal fees and the risk of deportation.

ICE left David, a 17-year-old boy, stranded on the side of Interstate 20 after pulling over his immigrant father, Hector, in Mississippi.

David began running in the scorching sun after the car and watched as it disappeared from sight—soon headed to a Louisiana ICE prison.

Here's their story.

The thing is, CNN knew Project 2025 really was Trump's plan. We all knew.

That's why @mississippifreepress.org had a special section on our elections page devoted to helping people understand what the Project 2025 plans would mean for their lives.

Meanwhile, legacy media laundered Trump's lies.

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It's never OK for Dems to call political opponents authoritarians... but totally cool when these guys do it

A screenshot of an X post by Q. Anthony Ali (@NobleQAli , 12h ago) featuring a black-and-white historical image of a person lying on the ground while others, including a woman kneeling and several standing figures, are around them in what appears to be a park or open area. Below this, a reply by Antonio Benetto (@Tony_Benetto , 1d ago) to @drmistercody states: "I don't believe US troops will fire on American citizens."

History has many painful lessons.

South Shore Residents Return To Ransacked Apartments After ICE Raid: 'It Looks Like Hell' A "now renting" sign outside touts granite countertops. Inside, residents are trying to make sense of the raid that made their already neglected building even worse.

ICE is running around Chicago harassing people for not being white.

Just a year ago, that was illegal in the United States and now it’s commonplace.

That’s not making America great again.

Jane Goodall with monarch butterfly scarf

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.”
― Jane Goodall

💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero

I have read a lot of histories focused on Germany in the 1930s, struggling to understand how good, moral people chose to work with the Nazi regime even after they knew exactly what it was doing.

Could have skipped all the books and just waited for 2025, because I'm seeing it in real time.

Federal workers are about to have their livelihoods upended because of this shutdown. We'll hear talk about "sacrifices" that the American people need to make. Meanwhile, Trump is bailing out Argentina with $20 billion worth of taxpayer dollars.

Donald Trump shut down the government because he doesn't want you to have healthcare.

But this isn’t just on him. Democrats MUST use their leverage to protect our rights, but it can’t end there.

Schumer and Jeffries can’t just go on TV or write letters, they need clear demands. We need action now.