Pareto Optimizer

Extremely relatable.

I don’t know if this is great as political strategy, but I love how much Lucas just pure, straight hates Republicans.

You’re telling me autopen pardons aren’t valid?

Well, ex-NY Young Republicans or whatever they’re going to reconstitute themselves as.

This is how China picks its mayors!

Also, just to be clear, the odds briefly dipped from 95% to 87% then popped back up.

Really the only thing anyone should do is get good. They played fair and got lucky and won, that’s how it should work.

LA would be the greatest city in the world if it had the urban form of New York.

As Los Angeles celebrates today, let us not forget that they have hamstrung themselves as a city because they are so weird about density.

Congrats to Miguel Rojas on achieving a star on the walk of fame.

Only three months until pitchers and catchers report.

That was the greatest baseball game I’ve ever seen.

What a series, what a game.

Oh my god.

Dave Roberts thinks he’s scripting a movie, doesn’t he? End on Kershaw to win your World Series?

Well fuck

I am going to die.

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

They’ll have to give Miguel Rojas a star in the walk of fame if the Dodgers win this.

I thought Kiké has dead out there.

If only.

I might not make it.

Holy fuck. He’s out, but holy fuck.

An all-time great baseball game, no matter what happens.

Base-ed ball

Based ball

Oh my god

I mean… Miguel Rojas…?

Fuck

My team isn’t even here and I’m dying.