Pareto Optimizer

Real talk: Rice made in a pot is fine if that’s all you have. The most important part is just getting the ratios right.

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Grocery stores are going to sell out of everything not nailed down.

Yeah, family separation was her masterpiece! A disgusting human being who should be ostracized.

Also they didn’t invoke MQD in either case. Completely intellectually consistent.

The elite SCOTUS world is both dumb as a bag of rocks and professionally incentivized to never get even slightly smarter.

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If his version of the story weren’t true, it’s tough to imagine him lying about that in such a specific way.

This is “take it out behind the woodshed” behavior for a company. Like if Armalite had printed emails from a customer the were concerned about.

Okay, it’s after 5:00 on Friday and Trump had a humiliating time. When do we get news of bombers in the air towards Iran?

Source: the president is the biggest baby out there right now.

Lock him up!

I’m hearing reports of election fraud, and you won’t believe who was at fault.

Yeah, for sure, bro.

what the fuck am i looking at

we're in a whole new era

The McCaskeys must know how the average Illinoisan views Indiana.

Look, I get the reality that they were moving out of Solider’s Field and had gotten okay with Arlington Heights, but Hammond is both economically stupid (most of the fans are now further away) and politically offensive.

Doing some Charles I revisionism.

I think Malaysia signed one just yesterday?

Thinking about all the political capital Starmer put behind getting a trade deal signed.

Yes, well, it typically doesn’t also feel like a kind of win at the same time.

I’m going to start a pool of tariff refund claims.

Begging that blood clot to go for round two today.

This is both funny and going to be very painful for all of us.

Gorsuch-Kavanaugh fight would go hard.

That this was even a question is an indictment of SCOTUS. A completely illegitimate institution.

Also even if you completely surrender, it won’t be good enough for him and he’ll come back for more eventually.

I have a ticket combination that is going to make everyone angry. No, you can’t know what it is.

Boy, it sure is a good thing that Iran has no agency here.

Real “I don’t even think about you” hours.