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It's kind of funny how close q-anon was to uncovering a secret pedo ring amongst the world's elite. They really just missed. They only made one minor mistake which was their iron clad rule of "the more racist you are the less you are a pedo" didn't hold water in the end.

i think if the democrats had dug in their heels and said "this is the epstein shutdown. trump is starving the country because he doesn't want the epstein files to come out" they probably could have ended him. so it was very kind of them to not do that

The last time one of my teams went to a championship, I was six. It still hardly feels real.

Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.

now both teams are stuck with this weird thing that will linger over their playoff aims for the rest of the season, this is how drama is done

40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

“What are we to make of a man who called for the execution of the American president, and then was executed himself?”

so close. been doing the same math. it’s actually E=mc^2 x tMG. multiplying Einstein’s equation by the commonly accepted abbreviation for my band unlocks the energy of people buying our merch, which quantizes the azimuth of us getting paid. the future is amazing

I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

this is real and how the image of sports as aggro rogan-pilled bros and not middle aged dads unwinding and bonding on a sunday is really worth thinking about. even boxing fanhood, now KO-obsessed, was in a more Remembering Some Guys mode once

you don't have to acknowledge the legit use cases for AI when you hate on AI. you can just hate. the legit use cases will be fine

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

Obviously our little group of card players was only a small part of this, it took millions of dollars and thousands upon thousands of people all over the world to make this a reality, but *you all played a part* by watching and donating. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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“OH MY GOODNESS! HE SHOOTS FLAMING SKULLS!”

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