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somehow this lasted the entire VIP session such that we could get jt twice. what are the children drinking instead? open the schools

I tried this with measured expectations and it blew me out of the water. unbelievable, arguably not a beer at all, 100/10 will dream of on my deathbed

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

if you're with a credit union you can get special furlough loans that are a lot easier and faster than getting unemployment. NWFCU's is pretty generous.

she's not my cup of tea, not a pop fan, but seems like a lot happened between "and I wouldn’t marry me either / a pathological people-pleaser" to "every single hot take is cold as ice" (a song about mean internet comments inexplicably set to tinkly piano like a tribute to Princess Diana)

not even a fan of hers but I don't agree that she was always this bad

tbf I think there's ground to consider why her lyrics have gotten so much worse over time - she was never America's greatest poet but she had talent. this is middle-school level stuff from a woman coming on middle age. being a billionaire, the vapidity of fame, greed, whatever - it's odd!

either the Sheglit gown or the last one, high neckline seems like a must

everyone I know in the restaurant industry has had photos of him and his disguises in their kitchens going back at least 20 years. worst-kept secret in Washington

I had a bullet go through my bedroom window and I still have never felt less safe than I have these past few months. turns out you can't really feel safe in a city when you watch your neighbors get yanked out of their cars by masked thugs! Imagine that.

what is this headline? the law is unambiguous, the only people trying to argue otherwise (poorly) (very poorly) are in the administration. stop carrying water for them

man I am terrible at this game

how are you defining toxic? some amount of friction and unpleasantness is inevitable; where do you draw the line between annoying, upsetting, and toxic? will bluesky's definition of "toxicity" be publicly accessible?

my One Battle After Another take is that it's both excellent and also if you're feeling a bit fragile about everything right now maybe wait til you can watch it at home

at 500,000 users you should automatically have to give your handle to a PR team and community manager, there is a very good reason why CEOs of large companies don't directly field customer complaints

he got started with an autobiography blaming hip-hop culture for assaulting his girlfriend so he's been supported by reactionaries with Conservative Opinions, You Know The Ones

The language of non-consent around AI is really telling. "It's too late to be scared." "It's here whether we want it or not." "You'll have to learn to work with it." "You can't fight the inevitable."

All just variations of "you're not allowed to say no." Creepy technology made by creepy people.

have been saying since the beginning the scare tactics don't work because his What-A-Nice-Young-Man vibes are off the charts. could have a parlor full of church ladies eating out of his hand

no. the message yesterday was a Hatch Act violation (it explicitly cited Democrats). this one, without the mention of "Democrats", is not.

this isn't correct. federal contractors performing essential functions are paid. in addition, these aren't layoffs, these are furloughs, and all federal employees will be repaid at the end of the shutdown

got Moderna this year + flu shot and thought I was out of the woods, but exactly 12 hours later it was like getting hit by a truck. chills, fever, couldn't get out of bed. would schedule it for a Friday morning just in case.

ah yes, the actress who had countdowns to her 18th birthday and deepfake pornography produced about her as a teenager, obviously doesn't understand anything about misogyny in the real world

I stopped watching football because there's nothing entertaining about traumatic brain injuries but every clip of Cam Skattebo proves me wrong

A black tuxedo cat in a ball on a laundry table. Her eye is cracked open: she resents the disturbance. You can see a fee adorable toebeans.

A gray tuxedo cat asleep on a white blanket over his owner's legs. He has a look of utter bliss (and a little pink nose).

this #caturday theme is big naps for little cats

not very sexy but the Supreme Court deciding that congressional appropriations aren't real is a massive blow to the separations of power and basically turns Congress into a decorative gourd

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so sorry to mspaintsonic, gme_theery51 and Straight-Coded were the MVPs of this incredible story. thank you so much for this, I loved every second of it

yeah, when it started I thought "hm, Sanger, I wouldn't have---" but then he went there. it shouldn't be a shock to see politicians talking to us like adults capable of understanding nuance, but it is

not sure if I've ever seen a campaign so grounded in the history of the place itself (like the scavenger hunt) --- Mamdani sells the notion that you're invested in the place you live, that history is meaningful and relevant, and you are part of a legacy both good and bad. it's fascinating

a post from darth about requested features on bluesky: "once a day be able to delete some one else's post"

muting "toxic", "problematic" and "age gap" just to be safe