Panic! At Nabisco

two cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one of them says thanks satan ALT: two cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one of them says thanks satan

US congresswoman unveils bill to repeal federal hemp product ban that would hurt industries in many states and that congresswoman is

Nancy Mace?

I wouldn't have known to start angrily contacting my officials if they hadn't. Top stuff, whoever it was

Americans like democracy, but don't believe it or US institutions are working well, poll finds A Kettering Foundation-Gallup poll finds that about half of U.S. adults believe democracy is functioning “very” or “moderately” poorly in the United States, while only around one-quarter think it’s do...

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almost like allowing the richest people and corporations unlimited wiggle room and not punishing bad actors leads to democracy feeling stale and defeated

The Beatles already did it when they defeated the blue meanies with the power of singing in Yellow Submarine so at least it's tried and true corniness

I should watch The Big Short again

Seditious conspiracy only nets you twenty years in the US. A whole conspiracy, not a YouTube video talking about article 92 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice

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remind your officials with @resist.bot that the duty to not follow illegal orders is baked into article 92 of the UCMJ, in case they have forgotten.

Also call the Capitol Hill switchboard and leave an angry message about it too. make it a fun date night activity!

Defend Service Members' Right to Refuse Unlawful Orders Text SIGN POAPQG to 50409 to send this to your officials.

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remind your officials that the duty to not follow illegal orders is baked into article 92 of the UCMJ, in case they have forgotten.

We also have no laws prescribing capital punishment to sedition, and this is free speech.

Even seditious conspiracy only nets you 20 years

did George Soros the election map? big if huge!

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man, this is the Montgomery Alabama folding chair of shit you can drop when your family starts to say stupid shit. Godspeed

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Address the upcoming healthcare disaster caused by the CR Text SIGN PKFKSH to 50409 to send this to your officials.

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HR1 and the Continuing Resolutions passed by maga Republicans and cowardly centrists will have massive negative consequences on the healthcare costs of everyday Americans, working class and beyond.

Take time every day to shame the senators who voted yes with @resist.bot

I heard he was gonna implement Cheerio law and force everyone to sit in milk until they get soggy and gross

Trump wine is what happens when I don't have a solid shit and I've been eating beets

if the chicken that made everyone mad isn't named Caligula, I'm rioting

dude named his daughters after bones in the human body or some shit

terrific stuff, terrific. I don't know what it's called but I'm being told it's tandoori

get busy pissin' or get busy dyin'

I was hiking in Peninsula State Park and I heard a mushroom say I looked fatter this year

Paul Bunyan never helped child predators talk to little Tommy down the street

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"you know how I've been eating a tablespoon of Vaseline every day and nothing bad has happened?"

‘I Don’t Wanna Hear About the Affordability’: Trump Denies Americans Are Paying More for Food President Donald Trump rattled off some false claims to dismiss the idea that Americans are paying more at the grocery store.

This is the type of brutal Trump/affordability headline that we should be sharing widely:

‘I Don’t Wanna Hear About the Affordability’: Trump Denies Americans Are Paying More for Food

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Trump administration seeks to halt SNAP food aid payments after a court order The Trump administration has asked a federal appeals court to block a judge’s order to distribute November’s full SNAP benefits during a U.S. government shutdown. U.S.

the optics of "wait no you should let me starve people" is insane #snap

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I'd use Sora to make videos of each tech bro billionaire screaming Khan but I don't wanna destroy thirty lakes to do it

the man was really good at drawing the same guy dying in every imaginable way

An American Tail poster with lil ol mouse immigrant Fievel

It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life