Jive Turkey

They're so fucking weird and have no media literacy. So much of the "alpha" books of that time period are in reaction to the civil war and the end of American and Russian slavery systems and highly critical of aristocratic systems that thrived off of slavery.

Kaine, 67: 2.0%
Shaheen, 78: 3.6%
Hasan, 67: 1.3%
Fetterman, 56: 0.9%
Durbin, 80: 6.0%
CCM, 61: 0.8%
Rosen, 68: 1.4%
King, 81: 6.7%

truly the highs and lows of electoralism in five days

Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??

Social media intern, there are better ways to do your time than to tie yourself to this millstone. Redo your resume tonight, resigning now will show that you have a backbone. Jeanne will betray you like she did the public and will hang you from the rafters when it makes her a buck.

Fucking coward. Trusting Republicans in good faith is stupidity at its greatest. I hope it's painful.

the navy sea copypasta but it’s in the zohran text

I’m so sorry

The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

Yeah :D

y’all say it’s weird to be into silent movies and then go cry about a final fantasy vi cutscene

Parker Posey, looking impossibly cool in Clockwatchers, saying “No machine can replace me until it learns how to drink.”

Pondering the AI apocalypse

Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Baby wheelchair, never used

They're playing the marketing game. 2024 wasn't butterball, I'm guessing, and the brand they used in 2024 is up. Butterball probably has some deal with Walmart, possibly literally to be specifically mentioned in this, so that Walmart can sell their food at the "lowest price since 2019"

Dodgers world series champions post on MLB twitter, with gundam in background

Close-up of Gundam

MLB's official Twitter account...hid a Gundam in the back of their Dodgers World Series post.

The Matrix, but we're all paypigs instead of batteries

Surprised he knew about the election, much less the results

They Came Together is easily #2 in Wain's ouvre after WHAS

Tradwifery is the socially-acceptable sissification kink for cis fems

most overtly racist campaigns for major office in my lifetime:
Trump 2016/20/24
Hillary 2008
Cuomo 2025

A hastily drawn chart of lines connecting dots and each for is labeled with the name of a character from the novel Dracula. The Jonathan dot is connected to the Mina dot, which is in turn connected to the Lucy dot. The Lucy dot in turn is connected to Quincy, Seward, and Arthur dots. The Seward dot is connected to a Van Helsing dot.

I have an over-developed idea of who is fucking who in this book, here is a hastily drawn chart of my not-humble beliefs

There are multiple levels that someone should have stepped in and said "No, this is a horrific idea" up to and including some random official at the parade saying "Nah, I'm not letting you guys go"

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.