Snowy Thorne

He and Alex were both so sweet to her 🥰

So much love and respect to @thehornesection.bsky.social and @alexhorne.bsky.social for not only an incredible achievement but also remaining so amazingly good-natured despite the chaos. You deserve many, many high fives from my daughter, the escape artist baby! Sleep well tonight!

Even Greg on bongos won't placate me, Channel 4.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING? THEY ARE THERE AND WAITING OUTSIDE!!! STOP FILLING TIME CHANNEL 4!

I am furious on their behalf.

They could have WALKED to the studio by now. It took me less time to get home and I live 40 miles away. Poor boys.
#howlongathon

Alex Horne suddenly standing up and going, "Wait... THIS is the bad place!"
#howlongathon
#channel4letthemsleep

GIVE ALEX A STREPSIL PLEASE

If Channel 4 have ballsed up the schedule and logistics so badly that they are making those poor boys sing for another fucking hour, I am furious. Willip is broken. Alex has no voice (yet is somehow still polite and sweet). LET THEM SLEEP

Harry Hill singing Hare Krishna has absolutely killed me 😂
#howlongathon

Oh damn - I was hoping he'd turn up to the #howlongathon tonight but he can't be in two places at once 😔

Ha, Alex asked another child for a high five and immediately got one. It's just my child who is stingy with them.
#howlongathon

Me rocking the baby to sleep this evening with my eyes closed, foaming slightly at the mouth as I sing: "Well your friends with their fancy persuasion..."

Glad I got to see @watsoncomedian.bsky.social singing in German - sehr gut gemacht!

And the famous baby, she of the stingy high fives and multiple escape attempts!

You've had it in your head this morning? How long's that been going on, then?

French still uses singular 'your' in that circumstance because each individual person listening only has one head. If it were 'legs', it would be the plural 'your'.

Alex Horne’s 24-Hour LIVE Endurance Challenge for Stand Up To Cancer! YouTube video by Channel 4 Entertainment

Seriously, if anyone isn't watching this, do yourself a favour and watch it. It is so fucking silly and these boys are wonderful silly boys and I love it SO much.

www.youtube.com/live/Xnz6os7...

Oh, Alex. 😂

I have that dress! 😊

I'm enjoying how often the Taskmaster Advent Calendar makes me swear at Alex Horne, the crafty bugger.

Oof, you could probably hear my wince from there.

Well, I know what I'm doing tomorrow during the baby's nap. Always appreciate the opportunity to crack out my various American accents.

"Yes, ma'am, they're all in the stable, and a bunch of shepherds turned up to visit- yeah, you heard right, shepherds. It all looks sketchy to me."

I showed this story to Mr Zoe.

Me: I bet I know what half the people are using those 75 min slots for, hur hur!
Mr Zoe: Oh yeah! A lunchtime nap!
Me: ...yes. Yes, that is definitely what I meant.

Over 80% of the Christmas cards my 6yo has received from boys in her class were written by their mums. Almost none of the ones from girls were. Why are we priming them for weaponised incompetence so young (or at all, of course)? They can write their own damn cards to their classmates.

Oh no!

medusa: *walks onto her flight*

samuel l. jackson: not this shit again

Heads-up to anyone who got a measles vaccine as a child: You can get a titer test to make sure you still have immunity! My doctor suggested this a few months ago, and I needed another shot. Vaccines are good!

I think ~ Swinton is underrated.

The Cex logo in red black and white, the C and E are inside a swooping larger white C that becomes an X with arrows on the end

For those who don’t know, Charlie Brooker creator of Black Mirror et al designed this logo for Computer Exchange when he worked for them in the 90s. I believe he was paid £1,000 and they haven’t updated it since