Zoe Thorne

(Also, excellent article)

Ah, so *this* is how you differentiate between autism and ADHD: whether people are team 'one of everything' or team 'as many of everything as possible so I don't have to remember to wash up every day'.
No idea what happens to AuDHD people. Presumably they just buy one plate and then lose it.

To be honest, if you can't get Emma Thompson or Kenneth Branagh, what's the *point* of the Footlights/Cambridge OB network?

Email from Everyman with the subject line You should do stand-up, Zoe

Oh really, do you reckon?

Joseph of Nazareth:

One thing you can say about Bluesky: the Ea-Nasir banter is *strong*.

"Why should I write this for you just because it's my job and I said I'd do it and you pay me for it? Honestly, some people."

There is no justice. There is just us.

Updating a due date on Microsoft To Do from 'today' to 'next week' but importantly, it is NOT MY FAULT = best feeling ever

Sure, sex is great but have you ever had to do an admin task you didn't want to do but you begrudgingly knuckled down for the first bit and then it turns out you have to wait for a code to come by *post* from *Germany* before you can continue so you are officially off the hook for at least a week? 😇

These are amazing!

I just found a new game on Steam that I think quite a few of you will enjoy too. It's called Tiny Bookshop and as the name suggests, you stock and develop a bookshop and recommend (real-life!) books to customers. It is cosy, lovely and incredibly addictive. I should be in bed by now.

Let us not forget ace woogas, however

Oh, I assumed it was to do with Lent.

I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.

Well that was quite the rollercoaster reading that.
"Traitors stage production? Come on, I love the TV show as much as anyone else but nobody needs- written and directed by WHOM?"

Alvin *and* the Chipmunks implies Alvin is not one of the chipmunks. He is something other, posing among them. Something more sinister, perhaps more deadly

a woman is standing on top of a chimney with a broom in her hair . ALT: a woman is standing on top of a chimney with a broom in her hair .

Stephen’s head being turned by the money

#TheTraitors

They have discovered the Nac Mac Feegle revealer

That looks *incredible*.

(Also, I am a stress eater of cake if you ever want to team up 😉)

A purple gradient background with blocky bold white text reading Human crafted shiny pixels - digital media and comms for the humans.

DIGITAL MEDIA & COMMS

I've got some space to expand my portfolio so if you would like a human to work with on these things, get in touch!

- Websites
- Email Campaigns
- Media Creation

Human crafted shiny pixels. For the Humans.

(This post is exceedingly satisfyingly shareable 😎)

I love you both, but we're idiots.

my last three braincells trying really hard. #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK

These are so lovely! Thank you for sharing.

I loved there being a mission with potential for the Faithful to spot who was sabotaging (and ACTUALLY get evidence for once) but it came at the wrong time. No incentive for #TheTraitors to sabotage: no murder at this point means more Faithfuls to hide among in the final plus of course £10,000.

They’re all trying to read something into James interrupting so much at the Round Table and going heavy on Matty and really it’s just an ADHD person at a meeting. #TheTraitors

The Traitors makes me really, really wish TV Burp was still on. Can you imagine how good it would be?

Ah, sorry, lng is shorthand for language - not enough characters!

I know there are so many horrible things happening to so many people in the world right now, but I keep seeing that 5yo boy's face in my mind and bursting into tears. I can't concentrate on work. I want to pick my kid up from school early and just hold her tightly for a bit. There are no words.

She left me after I started quoting Rod Stewart lyrics. I don't wanna talk about it.