Warden Alçidés Seaver 🦌

#deer 🦌

*opens bluesky* "Trump gave Clinton a blowjob" *closes bluesky*

IT IS TIME
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A two panel comic of two reindeer talking to eachother. They are wearing harnesses and jingle bells and are facing eachother. The reindeer on the left says "So I was dashing through the snow" and the second reminder cuts them off by saying "the dasherrrrr" in the second panel, the first reindeer is noticably offput by the comment, looking at the other reindeer who is simply smiling like nothing happened. The library is all red, but behind the reindeer is a simple green texture.

Been drawing so many reindeer at work these days 🦌

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

And you're very good at it too 💕

Remember: your fear of looking stupid is HOLDING YOU BACK

F and M trains will swap routes between Manhattan and Queens starting in December 2025 We're making this change to improve reliability. Here's what you need to know about how your trip may change. New York City Transit

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

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I made the otter a sibling

"Still Growing" 🌳

Acrylics on canvas

Huh, I feel like I need to taste you even more than usual for some reason. 🥴💜

a guy holds out his phone and says “i love this app that lets you virtually pet a dog” another guy looks concerned and says: “don't they send 17 trillion dollars to israel every year”

Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "be a freak be a weirdo"

Be a freak

Bethan's Rock, as displayed in Poole Museum.

Cute fact! In 2019, a young girl named Bethan visited Poole Museum with her mother. Upon learning about the work of museums, she decided to donate her most prized possession: her favorite stone. The curators placed Bethan's stone in a display case, and today it is a fan favorite among visitors.

"WEEN HALLOWED" with small skeletons dancing around.

Great job, everyone, we did it again

omw

manifesting sex like this before october ends

Com for anon
CW: scolipede vore.

JourneyMon: Monster Trainer Roleplaying A narrative, collaborative world-building tabletop roleplaying game about friendship and monster battles.

After years in development, playtesting and refinement, and months of pre-launch campaigning, I'm proud and excited to say that my brand new #TTRPG JourneyMon: Monster Trainer Roleplaying is now LIVE on Kickstarter!

Back the game in PDF and print right here:
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The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Poll showing that ReformUK has a 20 point lead among voters who believe they would be sent to Hell (if it exists) when they die

Fascinated by the philosophical and theological implications of this

It’s also really great because they have the most amazing technology anyone could ever ask for in the holodeck, they use it, but then they’ll also show up for their robot’s cat poetry night because they realize it’s important to be present with those you love and that technology isn’t a substitute

"i'm a human"

it me

Background with cream, blue and yellow curved shapes with purple text over it, reading "Not in Our Name Over fifty thousand cis women have signed an open letter rejecting the false narrative that trans women are a danger to women. Add your name"

Over 50,000 cis women have signed the @nionwomen.bsky.social open letter rejecting the narrative that trans women are a danger to women.

The real threat to women has never been trans women. The real threat to women is male violence.

Add your name today: notinourname.org.uk/petition/not...

I'm genuinely appalled at how badly you've been treated. I'm so sorry you're going through this :(

I'm thinking about this again, because I feel like all I've been doing is loving you, and loving you is so easy to do. <3 You are so loving and genuine and kind and so it truly is an honour to be able to share my limited time on this earth with such a wonderful wolf <3

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Alcides would not exist in the way they do, if there wasn't a magnificent wolf breaking down those self-imposed barriers and helping me to make them (and myself) the best versions of ourselves <3

I love you so much 🥔