Adam S. Twitchell

Thanks d00d. Baking cakes. Rolling my face on that keyboard. Be well.

#lofi #scifi: Reader, we in exile are working hard on Cancri: the one about the space spiders and their End of Days. It's a hopeful story. Probably should have lead with that. Episode 5 of the grown up bed time story novella is coming. We in Exile are sleepy though.

Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

oh bummer, i fell for it, i guess us falling for it is supposed to be conservative rage bait propaganda? but still... "don't promise me a good time" right?

There are few people of whom you can confidently say "their decisions killed millions of people. They could've decided differently and millions of people would have lived." But you can say it about Dick Cheney.

I had a moment. I thought Cheney died a while back round Kissinger. In any case, rest in piss war criminal. And may anyone who has anything positive to say about Cheney go to the same hot place when life is done. It's always morally correct to celebrate the death of evil people. Bye Dick.

His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.

All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:

But even so, amid the tornadoed Atlantic of my being, do I myself still for ever centrally disport in mute calm

The one that plowed itself into the ground with great force (after an in-flight conference call with a Lockheed man and after the pilot had to bail out). That plane doesn't get to eat.

Trump administration will provide half of usual funds to Snap recipients in November Contingency funds will keep benefits going for nearly 42 million people in the food assistance program, says Trump

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
This is putting poor people on half rations and its fascist horse shit.

Low blow, man. : (

Yeah that sounds awesome, and we started loving baseball back when we still loved the "poor" and "tempest tossed." Features not bugs. In all seriousness though, I wanna see a cricket match, in person and properly (heavily) intoxicated so as to learn to appreciate it.

Dudes who like cricket. The bar is low.

I gotta go to work. Try not to die of scurvy (or seasoned food) before I get to talk more shit about the brits.

And baseball ladies are awesome. Look man, I just wanted to politely talk shit bout cricket and you're throwin gender rocks. Baseball butts. People who play baseball (women and men) have finer behinds than cricket players. Game set and match.

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Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers

nah get your heart broke again (when you're ready)

#lofi #scifi Reader, we in Exile doin that work today, baking you cakes to read (or have your tech read to you). Writing with whole-heart sincerity about space spiders and half-tardigrades is how we endure these times in this house. Episodically odd from EOT to thee (when/wherever that may be).

I dunno main. If he gave me spicy face and I was all talented and on the mound, I'd be trying to shave his nose hairs.

hitch rides baybee. Life finds a way.

You aren't dumb. Parasite life cycles are just baroque-rococo and wild and come at you sideways.

Cool story Lord Fauntleroy. Baseball is to cricket what American punk and sci fi are to their british counterparts. A fuller, louder, more deliciously rowdy expression of the idea.

But you aren't out here trying to rehab Verner's image. And if "six degrees of Kevin bacon" puts us uncomfortably close to evil, we just holler bout it being wrong louder (as one does).

Hey, you be nice to them (except for Americans living in Toronto... may the feral racoons take them).

Like a pokey-mans

Calm your tiddies. That orange cheeto is a wrecker whose admin runs on the will to exhaust the rest of us. The sun comes up. People make meals. Holidays. Feasts. We do the work of living to oppose the fascist turds with full hearts. We have room in our hearts for baseball and opposing fascist shits

Because our weed gummies are sacred to us and more expensive than secular gummies. No one is giving your kids drugs for free, dummies. Drugs is economics. That's 1980's dumb ass propaganda. Fun fact. Only recorded instances of kids getting harmed via holiday treats? Shitheel family members did it.

I love Mary Shelly. And I love that Frankenstein comes from a baroque effort at not having to hang out with Lord Byron and the boys at peak-capital-R-Romantic angst. Like "let's a play a game... who can be quiet the... I mean... who can write the best monster story..." "But.." "Nope Byron... Shhh.."

I love Canada, but that love don't extend to Toronto's sports teams, no sir.