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@carissamcqueen.bsky.social

I thought I wanted to be President, but it turns out I just really like an Aaron Sorkin walk-n-talk. Script Sup (871), ADHD, Auntie, possibly three raccoons in a trench coat.

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Latest posts by carissamcqueen.bsky.social on Bluesky

Honestly, I feel like I nailed it.

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16.11.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Connections
Puzzle #888
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This is my favorite way to get a Connections clue wrong. Look how TIDY that is!!

16.11.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Megyn Kelly said she thinks β€œthere’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.

13.11.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 17359    πŸ” 3488    πŸ’¬ 1147    πŸ“Œ 286

Excellent use of slant rhyme!!

11.11.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Teen Vogue was killing it. I was really looking forward to getting my niece hooked on y’all for the political coverage.

This is so stupid.

04.11.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get a lot of content on my Discover tab that is specifically content objectifying women. Its annoying.

03.11.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t read this article yet, but this is exactly my feeling leaving the theatre.

03.11.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF

03.11.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We know who this is really a win for

02.11.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Why do republicans want closed borders?

01.11.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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01.11.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 21550    πŸ” 5296    πŸ’¬ 459    πŸ“Œ 258

I LOVE halloween.

I love that it is all about community. We’re connecting with our ancestors. With our neighbors. With our wild sides. With the sidhe.

I could have just been the house with big candy. But i am ALSO the Blue Ring Octopus and the girl with a little bonfire and a party speaker.

01.11.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's scary how cute Park Slope was tonight.

Happy Halloween, NYC.

01.11.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 13594    πŸ” 1986    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 145

I went to UCSB, where the winner who discovered the Blue LED is a professor. I saw him on campus a couple times. Actually, 6 laureates were on staff while I was an undergrad. So happy to have 6 Nobel Prizes at my young age. Oh, and I donated to Malala’s literary charity. I won the Peace Prize!

31.10.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Says more about your algo, I think. I just reviewed 14+ days of posts from Newsom (who btw i think is v sketchy) and there weren’t ANY troll-style postings. The most recent one on IG was on Oct 9, a video. His published posts are focused on policy. $11 insulin, reintroduced elk, suing the fed gov

29.10.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not what happened. His pr team is explicitly using satire of Trump’s social media posts in an extremely limited manner.The rest of his communications team’s efforts are entirely different in tone. Are you only reading the troll posts? There’s a lot more than that.

29.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a rebrand?

29.10.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching The Diplomat:

Socks.

YAS! She understands. Socks are always a priority.

29.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh… yeah. Uncle Larry is my mom’s cousin’s husband. Their kids are my cousins.

Thats his Auntie. Deal with it i guess?

28.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Legitimately think we’d see more MAGA type folk if we said β€œour republic is at risk” cause they’re so reactive against the Democratic party they don’t realize we mean everybody when we say β€œour democracy”

27.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.

25.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 26577    πŸ” 7395    πŸ’¬ 1074    πŸ“Œ 350

Its okay to use the meds forever, too. My brain doesnt really do β€œhandling everything without meds”. I can cope BETTER, but I still take them 5 or 6 days a week. I used to take them β€œas needed” and it wasn’t actually a good option. Cause my brain is my brain every day, not just on hard days.

22.10.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely please gently attack him with shimmer body lotion.

21.10.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Soooo can we get refunds on the tariffs we had to pay?

20.10.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to use the zombie analogy again:

If you want us to survive the apocalypse -

1) we can't let people in the safe house who WANT to open the door to the zombies

2) the person who arbitrarily says we need to give up some of us to save the others also can't stay in the safehouse.

20.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1003    πŸ” 293    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 8

I thought Soffe shorts didnt exist anymore. Then I was told by The Cool Kids that they’re coming back. So of course I ordered a pair immediately.

$8.

The only inflation-proof commodity ever. They were $8 when I was 14. They’re $8 now that I’m 40.

Miracle

19.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A mosquito bit my ass.

Rude.

18.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2.4 buttloads is equivalent to 302.4 gallons. So… that’s a lot of jugs of milk.

18.10.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And then when you hit your limit, have a kild breakdown, and FINALLY do the thing… it takes like 1/12th as long as you thought, you had actually already done like half of it, and it was So Easy actually.

17.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ainsley Hayes was basically the only reason I ever thought I was a Republican. And TBF i don’t have a ton of arguments against her character’s politics now.

But WTF happened to the GOP?!?

Small government? Local control?! All we have is authoritarians obsessed with genitals and mediocrity. Wtf?

15.10.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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