Ja Eagles

Another victim of the satire of @mralistairgreen.bsky.social can he be stopped before the whole economy crashes (again)

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If it's true that Brewdog is in severe financial difficulties and they may disappear, remember that you can always enjoy their flagship beer by pouring grapefruit juice into a can of Kestrel lager.

Looks like he’s about to be shot by Jack Ruby

That child is aching to be taken into care

Come on GB!

No one, apart from you, wants to see that thing you made with AI.

The sooner this cunt dies,the better.

We've had enough of billionaires using immigration to pit us against each other, instead of burning them to the ground.

“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video

Maga / Brexit board with a Tory manager. Fucking hell.

Glasgow Times, a picture of a glum taxi driver. 'It's the Crystal Maze out there'-taxi drivers verdict on city centre roads.

“Sorry mate, I don’t go south of the Medieval Zone”

In a house, robots are painting, writing and playing music, with smiles on their faces. Outside, in the pouring rain, a human empties a wheelie bin into a refuse vehicle while another sweeps the street with a glum expression on her face. A third human is cycling down the road with a Just Eat food delivery on his back, while a fourth walks along the pavement, arms filled with packages from Amazon.

Seen on Mastodon. This is by Dutch cartoonist Tjeerd Royaards.

You've got to admire the accuracy of the Dunk header to Guessand for the goal. A lesser centre half makes a mess of that.
#cpfc

Following on from last season, #cpfc have now overtaken #bhafc in the number of wins between the two clubs. Palace also have more major trophies, playoff wins and were the first team to win at the Amex.

Palace won the FA Cup - but Brighton are the club on the up Crystal Palace might have won the FA Cup - but Brighton are the club on the up in the rivalry with better long-term prospects than the Eagles

"Crystal Palace might have had their moment in the sun winning the FA Cup - but the Selhurst Park shambles shows Brighton are the club in this rivalry on the up with the better long-term prospects of success" #BHAFC

Ricky ‘Soft Cell’ Ponting and Richie ‘God’ Benaud.

Marc Almond and Gene Pitney, ‘Something's Gotten Hold of My Heart,’ 1989.

He’s taking up his new residence in East Anglia

It's OK, he was a member of the bum disposal squad

Roy Walker smiling

Born on this day 1931: Russian President Boris Yeltsin.

Mark Williams holding a mic

70 today. Happy birthday Sex Pistol, John Lydon.

Ned Kelly looking like he’s about to open a toast cafe in Shoreditch.

YouTube video by Seeds One Dom Littlewood - ya married?

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They won't be laughing when they're wrongfully arrested in connection with a 1970s pub bombing

I'm sure David 'call me Dave' Cameron had a senior role there

Still more luxurious than Ryanair

Wonderful heartwarming content