Dusty Lee 💦🥩

Beat me to it

Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:

"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."

As a 7th Grade teacher of almost 20 years, yes. This is 97% of my classroom management strategy.

Hahaha

....probably no coffee though, right?

Maybe they'll let it happen this weekend so his cult can claim the day off is about him in the future.

An opossum (didelphis virginiania) being dragged off a football field with a red rod of some sort. Judging by the expression on its horrible face and its desperately splayed finger-paws, the opossum is....uh...not having it.

I prefer the small game from the TCU-Texas Tech match a few years ago.

One time I (an American) was in Iceland and a woman on our tour group fell and cut her head on a rock. The ambulance that came to treat her brought ice cream for everyone because they wanted to show us that socialist healthcare is good. Our experiences exist at different points on the same scale.

~The Green Knight (2021)

I've given it a lot of thought and, given his penchant for hotels and scandals and naming shit after himself, I would be okay with Trump buying the Watergate Hotel and renaming it the Trump Watergate. I feel like that's a fair compromise that everyone can get behind.

...is Andy Garcia a huge piece of shit and I missed it?

Remember, Lichtenstein is actually the name of the scientist who created the country.

@KamalaHQ tweet: "TOMORROW"

okay look, i support whatever she could plausibly say she's going to do here, but it would be really, really funny if It Happened tomorrow

I do have a soft spot for old-timey white-on-white racism.

Don't want to speak for them but I've bought several prints over the years and they always arrived safe in sturdy tubes

Are you also a fan of Our Fake History?

YouTube video by HappyLee Lisa Simpson - Union Strike Folk Song (best quality)

Taking up Lisa Simpson's mantle?

And here you are. On bluesky.

There's a decent chance, and I choose to believe it is 100% true, that I am a descendant of the Germans in Philadelphia that made Ben Franklin racist against Germans. My great great great great great great great great grandpa yelled about schnitzel one time too many within earshot of old Ben.

I love how the first purely good hero in the Game of Thrones universe is a man who, in one episode, threatened to punch a child in the head often enough that it's essentially his catchphrase.

I had a similar thought and did some quick googling. He is apparently stunt man Eddie Eddon and was about 50 (born in 1925) when Star Wars was filmed.

I'm fully reversing course. Looking this good at 50 in the 1970's basically makes him the Keanu Reeves of his day. The man just doesn't age!

I didn't see nothin'

Post a car picture you took

(I promise this one is worth zooming in)

Jim Carey Grinch. Saw it when it came out then avoided it for ~15 years, then married a fan.

This was two days before I left for China and it actually made me MORE comfortable flying because I was like "what are the chances TWO planes out of New York go down in the same weekend?"

Such a great idea to include the recipe in the alt text

They're just having a freeway.

"Benefit of clergy" is a fairly obscure "Get Out of Jail Free" card white Christians used to have

Jonathan Ross caused a specific death and would be very analogous to those men, even if a hypothetical future trial acquitted the other officers on the scene.