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Her notes for the Senate Judiciary Committee had nothing to do with her work leading the DOJ, or even the embattled border czar. Rather, Bondi had collected screenshots of social media posts, prewritten comebacks, and handwritten notes she hoped could give her a good β€œgotcha” moment.
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The Trump regime's war on Christianity continues, as regime troops attacks Americans across the United States and rounds up majority Christian immigrants, they've also targeted religious leaders.

Here the Trump regime ICE forces shot a pastor in the head in the latest attack on civilians.

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We talked about this, Ryan.

Well, we will.

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Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.

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Dirt was incredible start to finish and so was the Singles soundtrack, for the most part.

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Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

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Austin Powers

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No

07.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a bit?

07.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s the CBS News report about ICE making bogus 911 calls and filing false police reports in Chicago.

ht: @mikenellis.bsky.social

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This is great local journalism.

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How very Christlike

07.10.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is sitting at a desk and talking to another man .. ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a desk and talking to another man ..
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Vocally supporting a fascist administration over here and a genocidal administration over there is objectively divisive, Bruce.

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The thoughts of an economic depression are depressing

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It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

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Why does the camera add ten pounds to me but subtract 95 percent of the moon?

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I think two things can be true. Trump and the extended GOP are fascist capitalist 1 percenters intent on seizing power for decades.

Also, he’s featured prominently in the Epstein files.

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that’s a sixhead easy

06.10.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s Tim Burton’s Mark Sanchez

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Exactly what I needed, thanks!

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@Sec_Noem on X: Chicago, we’re here for you.

@Sec_Noem on X: Chicago, we’re here for you.

If you showed this tweet to James Madison, he would be like, "yes, this is why I wrote the 2nd Amendment"

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The ether. He just wants it in the ether.

05.10.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should be calling them up to protect and escort elected representatives trying to visit ICE facilities (among other reasons).

04.10.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*podcasts

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It does. I have some great playlists for sleeping to or I’ll listen to pod days like Sleeping With Celebrities

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My Bluetooth sleep mask is the best fifteen dollar piece of crap I ever bought

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Once they deport all the non-citizens, I’m sure CoreCivic will just let all the facilities sit empty. The ones they’re building all over the country with the tens of billions of our tax dollars. They certainly won’t start looking for other ways to keep them full.

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I want there to be a two-artist cover band named Al Green Day

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Breaking news: ICE stops family at gunpointβ€”smash car window on top of newborn baby.

"I was screaming that there was a baby. But they didn’t care," cried mother.

β€œI covered my baby with my bodyβ€”I was so scared he was going to be hurt because glass was landing on him."

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