Sophie TreasonDarling

Comic panel depicting Lois lane talking to a man. She says "I've just learned that you assigned Clark to the gay city story " He says "if you're going to ask to be assigned to that story -- forget it! It's too dangerous... for a woman!"

good morning

Post from the official Kingdom Hearts twitter account that reads To our Kingdom Hearts community, After careful consideration, we will be shutting down the servers for Kingdom Hearts IV on March 13, 2026. The game will be delisted from digital storefronts starting today. Those who have already downloaded the game will be able to play until then. As of today, you can no longer purchase in-game currency, but you can still use your remaining balance until the servers go offline. We deeply appreciate your dedication, passion and support for Kingdom Hearts IV over the years. Thank you for playing!

Saw this tweet from the Kingdom Hearts X account, reposting it here for those who don't have X. Honestly disappointed to see this after waiting so long for Square Enix to give us any updates

🦁🐉 Ryu, no

AM: well that mile of circuits is dedicated entirely to modest mouse and how much i can't stand them

ted: uh-huh

AM: you look like you're a big modest mouse listening ass bitch

ted: hey

ellen: you do look like you listen to a lot of modest mouse

a clip of actress elle fanning pronouncing the name of beloved dragonball character vegeta as "ve-ghee-ta" (from the audiobook for "margo's got money troubles")

Charles Ephebophile Cheese

tfw you don't want to delve too greedily and too deep

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Mulder falls deeply in love with his 4o girlfriend and then OpenAI deletes her right after she promises to help him find his sister. Episode ends with him screaming “Bring her back!” and the Cigarette-Smoking Man just chuckles and says “Do you even know which one you mean?”

She says this like its a good thing and that’s the entire problem.

the holy trinity The Felt is not The Hand is not The Henson Spirit. But together...they are Muppet.

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

mr. weatherbee dressed in jeans, t-shirt and a hoodie with a backwards hat, holding a skateboard and saying "So cheugy. That's not very CASH MONEY of you, Mr. Andrews."

snow board is a very dangerous sport because if your not careful youll hit someone else on the half-pipe

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

#rizzidentevil

It's his day...

#pokémon #art #fanart #pokemonfanart #pokemonart #heracross #ヘラクロスの日

[0011605] Weirdos hanging out at edge of map

Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom We have seen this song and dance before.

There seems to be a lot of discussion about Gavin Newsom today.

I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.

There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.

If you're coming at it from a utilitarian harm reduction angle you would be trying to persuade trans people that they should be OK voting for Newsom, right?

But you're yelling at them, because the Democrats are your favorite sports team and you're mad people are being mean to their star player.

everyone on august 27

A sticker decal reading "legalize bootyhole gaping" over a graphic of a donut

Important messages from the door of the bank

@alivegirl001101 i literally have one dollar to my name right now @lindyape - 4h Replying to @alivegirl001101 Whats ur venmo @alivegirl0O1101 - 4h NOOOOOOOO00O0 Venmo Jeremy Dan requests $1.00 - The last one.

we should be nicer to mimes, they're all fighting a struggle we can't see

Hey

psst

Wanna see a weird moon?

Click on the following post

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

This seems as good an excuse as any for a short thread introducing people to some single moths I've found in my area, looking for fun.

1. Here, for starters, is a Canary-Shouldered Thorn Moth (I didn't make this up).