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Celia Imrie wailing down a well

I’m sorry but this is THE image of 2025

A photo of the In Memoriam section of the Hastings Observer that says “Harold Godwinson, Last Saxon King of England. Killed 14.10.1066. RIP”

Welcome to Britain, a deeply unserious country

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

Anyway here’s Wonderwall

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Expedition 33 update with new stuff yessss

A weather map of the UK with snaps of Gail Platt’s head across all the windy spots

UK weather report just in:

Ohh you are in for a very weird treat

time to debate which recent game to play for thirty minutes, and then boot up world of warcraft instead

bluesky is the world of warcraft classic of twitter

[slams table]

Game Pass trying to have our eyes out again I see

Absolutely buzzing we won the World Cup 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

Brought a porridge pot to work not realising it was an apple and blueberry flavoured thing and now I’m eating hot claggy air freshener for me dinner

FUN

Yeah like “oh well, that’s that then”

Absolutely sucks and very telling on people who think that way. Experience of life isn’t a prescribed formula, pricks

This is an absolute win for science

You do know that random middle aged blokes across the country spout this kind of inane and unsubstantiated bollocks and no one gives them the time of day, right? We could all just eyeroll Farage into irrelevance but no, let’s hear more about how “they’re eating our swans”

People are the absolute worst

We’ll have to wake the green day bloke up soon

<unintelligible noises>

You better all be watching Le Crunch later

My eldest doesn’t have a phone and nor will she - I am happy to be House Dinosaur and Evil She Beast until she’s an adult if that’s what it takes to keep them both safe

My girls are an absolute no go on any social media for this exact reason. There are just too many nefarious creeps out there and am I shite putting my kids in the global shop window for them

Your man couldn’t fill a lesser soul gem

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.”

Nailed it.

Looking forward to partaking in a first team scrum at work just so I can stroll in and tell everyone “crouch, bind, set”

Ahead of the curve etc

Forgot how quickly being around other people on a consistent basis can make you feel fluey

*I’ll be fine I’ve just gone soft

Had a Chinese for me tea at about 5 so absolutely can’t wait to wake up drier than the Sahara needing two pints of water at 3am

Cream crackered but on the upside I’ve had two Parmos this week

Four days into my new job and I *think* I might’ve possibly found the best workplace ever 🤞

LinkedIn official now lads