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The bin placement has me rolling

21.00 FILM: THE ROCK Nicolas Cage thriller that is not as good as it's sequel but better than the third film in the series. 23.05 FILM: THE PAPER Nicolas Cage thriller sequel that is better than the original but not as good as the third film in the series 01.55 FILM: THE SCISSORS Final in a trilogy of Nicolas Cage thrillers that is inferior to the original but better than the film that directly precedes it.

Our first ever trilogy

Pop music peaked in 2001 with Love At First Sight by Kylie Minogue. Fact.

Congratulations! Welcome to the Jungle indeed 🎉

ariel from the little mermaid is holding a fork in her hand and smiling . ALT: ariel from the little mermaid is holding a fork in her hand and smiling .

Pinterest telling me they’ve removed one of my pins because it violates policies about adult content and self-harm and it’s literally a picture of Ariel the little mermaid holding a fork is peak 2025 insanocensorship

About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?”

No. Fuck you.

I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.

I’m so jealous these look amazing 😍

Big one had her tonsils and adenoids removed and a grommet put in yesterday so needless to say has been rotting on the couch in pain all day, thank god for games and big girl calpol or she’d be well miserable

It’s such dire stuff, like a piss poor Poundland Ronald Dahl rip off but just….mean

I hate it when people’s writing treats kids like the lowest common denominator, maybe that’s snobby of me though idk I just think they should have text that gives a bit of challenge and vocab that makes them think “what could that mean”

The recompense involved for it must be huge

Oh I’m terrible for it, anything remotely “wimpy kid” or “crush diaries of Lottie Brooks” and I’m like NOPE into the whoopsy box they go 😆

Few pages into most of them and I “lost” them while tidying up

Can confirm, they are all awful. Eldest has been gifted many a Walliams book over the years by well-meaning (but not arsed enough to actually look at it) relative and they run a real bad taste to appalling writing with sexist/racial stereotype tropes gamut

Phwoarrrr those rock faces

I’m howling like you could use a photo of Laurence Llewelyn Bowen for the exact same result 😆

A Reddit post with a photo of Ghislaine Maxwell and the poster is asking “I want this haircut, but I can’t show my hairdresser a photo of Ghislaine Maxwell. Anyone know how to describe it?”

I mean, you’d just find another reference wouldn’t you 😆

Today just needs to foxtrot oscar into oblivion

Mega Fat Bastard Nosebag time

two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse . Alt: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .

Lucy Bronze

And thus begins another day on the mortal coil, may your brews be strong and tasty

Bonjour good morning! ☀️

My kids realising they’ve stayed up really late to watch England women win the final and now have no intention of going to bloody bed

Always ruining the moment

FUCK OFF SWEET CAROLINE

YEAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GERRRRIN THEREEE!

She is FEWMIN isn’t she

EHRMAGERD

May as well not even bother with the full game anymore and just do penalties

No contest