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A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption: This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

Become ungovernable

Also I’m a huge annoyance in general

My toxic trait is starting a game and never having enough time to fully finish it

1. this is a brilliant piece

2. FYI:

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 stop it

I’m gonna give that a go, the bombardment of sad news and distressing topics is just making me really doomy every day lol

That’s a good outlook. I dunno how to contend with the constant overload of so many upsetting things at once every day, it’s so hard

How do you all deal with so much daily doom and remain functional, genuine question

A YouTube thumbnail showing a 3D diorama. It looks like a red portal with stone and golden trim frames. A cobble path leads to it. There is a lantern with golden trims too. There are green bushes and lush grass. Next to it there is white text saying "Create a Diorama?" with an arrow pointing to the red gateway. Next to that is a human crop - that is me, wearing a bright t-shirt.

youtu.be/odhrvx1Igeg

New video is out, showcasing the process of creating a diorama. Watch to find out more about hand painting, prop creation and scene assembly (stylized art). #gamedev #art

fuck cancer

Not James Van Der Beek too 😢

Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:

"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"

A poster for the movie Wakefield.

A poster for the movie Jumper.

A poster for the movie Chips.

A poster for the movie The Loft.

Films that sound rubbish if you're British.

Also I found out today that someone has very blatantly copied from me and I have to laugh about it or I’ll take my earrings out

I have really tried with that platform but I just can’t walk the tightrope between relentless gobshite proffering self-serving begs dressed up as ‘advice’ and dry corporate craic very well

a cookie monster from sesame street is smiling and looking at the camera ALT: a cookie monster from sesame street is smiling and looking at the camera

Put a post on LinkedIn earlier after my friend made me realise it’s good to remind people I’m still professionally alive. Did a quick write up of something I made about a year ago and just noticed a typo about half a paragraph in.

Lesson learned, stay unprofessional and say nowt 🤦‍♀️

Started a rewatch of Spaced last night. No regrets

Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

Exactly! I’m 5’3 and it just looks like I’ve had a roll around at the Jacamo factory

12 has also been a relentless pain in the arse this morning so looking for the positives before 8:30am

Got some “oversized” joggers on that I got for my birthday and I look like an actual clown but 12 assures me “it’s the fashion”

Yards of tripe etc

<unintelligable noises and internal screaming>

Transfer deadline day. The footballing equivalent of when you go to Aldi for bananas, bread and sausages but come back with a leopardskin egg cosy, emergency frying pan and an inflatable gnu.

I can’t even keep track of how much heinous shit seems to be happening in my lifetime

The absolute gall of this though

Money-Coutts by name

Thank you!

And a majestic one at that!

Canny little day today, did a whole lot of nothing and only had one wobbly “I’m so old” moment 😆 gave all the rugby girls a cupcake and they sang to me which was cute and a highlight despite it peeing down with rain, they’re good kids