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Neil πŸ·πŸ—―οΈ 26 | he/him | πŸ”ž living inside of a pumpkin

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Why people named Buddy hate to drive

Why people named Buddy hate to drive

Why people named Buddy hate to drive

05.10.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

earthbound live action movie paul dano playing porky. we could have it all

06.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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got a nice email from someone in austria asking me to rotate a LeberkΓ€ssemmel, an austere meatloaf and mustard sandwich on kaiser roll i was previously unfamiliar with. i figured what the hell, let's rotate it and rotate it fast

06.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3402    πŸ” 365    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 37
Chillin'
'Gremlins 2: The New Batch'
Famicom

Chillin' 'Gremlins 2: The New Batch' Famicom

Chillin'
'Gremlins 2: The New Batch'
Famicom

06.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is zach hadel bitter about his silly voice is that what that was about

06.10.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸŽˆπŸŽ‚πŸŽŠπŸŽŠπŸŽŠ

05.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

twbb primal play chasing someone around yelling I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO EAT YOU UP

05.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sexy
'Gremlins 2: The New Batch'
Famicom

Sexy 'Gremlins 2: The New Batch' Famicom

Sexy
'Gremlins 2: The New Batch'
Famicom

05.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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this is what i think deltarune college asriel looks like my gf told me to post it hi

05.04.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
gas station that says 24/7 smoke world with a  cartoon monkey holding a gas pump at his mouth

gas station that says 24/7 smoke world with a cartoon monkey holding a gas pump at his mouth

closer shot of said cartoon monkey

closer shot of said cartoon monkey

gas station in virginia with a concerning edit of the danimals monkey

03.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 910    πŸ” 268    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 8

It'll never be lost on me that a particular subset of the liberal commentariat in both North America and Western Europe were deeply infatuated with this woman up until the very moment she decided to talk about that one issue you're still basically not allowed to talk about lol.

04.10.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7495    πŸ” 2705    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 0

trying so hard to not go crazy with my hormones out of wack rn but it is HARD

05.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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im straight up making notes before this phone interview if i dont get this shit its done for me

02.10.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

phone interview at the weed packing plant PLEASE for the love of god PLEEEEASE

01.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NOT ready for october yet. one more week of september thank you

01.10.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Honey, do you need anything from the condiment sow?

30.09.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 8
Screenshot from an M&M's commercial showing a man with curly hair and a beard, wearing a dark shirt, holding a clear bowl filled with colorful M&M's candies. He looks towards the right, where the Red and Orange M&M's characters stand upright on a dark table.

Screenshot from an M&M's commercial showing a man with curly hair and a beard, wearing a dark shirt, holding a clear bowl filled with colorful M&M's candies. He looks towards the right, where the Red and Orange M&M's characters stand upright on a dark table.

26.09.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

what happened to being an apprentice. i would KILL at being someones apprentice

01.10.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

btw why are they playing songs about loving jesus at the toys r us

30.09.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A traditionally-drawn portrait of the Digimon character Wargreymon. He is an orange saurian humanoid with skimpy body armor, a horned metal helmet, and razor-clawed gauntlets. His belt says "WOAH" He is smiling and waving at the viewer. One of the horns on the helmet is screwed loose and pointing downward. Wargreymon's eyes are on the side of his face like a flounder. His upper fangs are jutting out.

A traditionally-drawn portrait of the Digimon character Wargreymon. He is an orange saurian humanoid with skimpy body armor, a horned metal helmet, and razor-clawed gauntlets. His belt says "WOAH" He is smiling and waving at the viewer. One of the horns on the helmet is screwed loose and pointing downward. Wargreymon's eyes are on the side of his face like a flounder. His upper fangs are jutting out.

wargreymon from memory

30.09.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 958    πŸ” 277    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

so if i still dont know my starting wage going into day two i should just dip right

30.09.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

remember going to Walmart and the cashier would suck you off right at the register

29.09.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1263    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 0

about to walk into my new job that still hasnt told me my starting wage wish me luck 😬

29.09.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
doodle of deltarunes famous tenna and he is bashful

doodle of deltarunes famous tenna and he is bashful

yeah okay tennas cute and i should draw more of him #deltarune

29.09.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A picture of a cardboard box reading "300 LB SHORT STACK DEER"

A picture of a cardboard box reading "300 LB SHORT STACK DEER"

Many oomfs would fold

26.09.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2766    πŸ” 950    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 24
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10

27.09.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7
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getting nervous at the dmv for no reason πŸ€ͺ

27.09.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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