Zoë Zoloft

..when you adhd yourself away from your adhd MEd routine and then it's tomorrow

#adhd
#mornings
#drivingthisadhdbrain

wtf was happening the day they decided the spelling of: gnaw?

#linguistics
#nonsense
#pneumonia

..when you adhd yourself away from your adhd MEd routine and then it's tomorrow

#adhd
#mornings
#drivingthisadhdbrain

Experts writing 300+ pg "self help" books on our new adult ADHD diagnosis-

We can't get past 1-2 pgs per section and

chapter opening inspirational quotes are quite literally the "oh look something shiny" of the literary world ..
So..

#adhd
#howtocope
#readtheroom

The best part is all the wannabe influencers (in my field) are taking the same "scale your biz to 6 figures" courses

Meaning they're all using the same "give away free stuff" to lure in clients shtick..

And so many free marketing ideas for meee..

Casino concerts are weird..

You finally get to see that band who saved your life back in the day- but Norm & Carole behind you would prefer you "keep your seat" with your utter joy & fandom..

Perhaps if we were in an earlier stage of capitalism I'd be able to afford it,but now..

Not so much.
#groceries

the ‘h’ in honest isn’t

Copilot just said that song from childhood I'm trying to recall doesn't exist, and I must be misremembering a jingle or blending 2 songs and now it feels like coffee with my Ex.

#gaslighting #AI
#mandelaeffect

I've decided the best way to cope with this perimenopause bs is to focus only on the things I Can Change with witching.

#perimenopause
#witchcraft
#copingskills

Copilot just said that song from childhood I'm trying to recall doesn't exist, and I must be misremembering a jingle or blending 2 songs and now it feels like coffee with my Ex.

#gaslighting #AI
#mandelaeffect

"capitalism is starting to feel violent now"

IrL thoughts trying to pick out a dish scrubbie.

#thishappened

Is there a support group for people who try to Put on Glasses Despite Already Wearing Other Glasses- or is it now my life's calling to set one up?

#glasses
#adhd
#icantsee

Can we find something better than the word: Neurospicy

There's no way I can handle that kind of heartburn *and* my intrusive brain at 4am.

#neurospicy
#cilantro

him: I’m don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation

rookie astronaut: *opening a family size bag of M&M’s on his first night aboard the ISS* huh?

Perhaps if we were in an earlier stage of capitalism I'd be able to afford it,but now..

Not so much.
#groceries

Burning it all down to start again, again.

Burning it all down to start again, again.

All I really want to know about #lifeafterdeath is whether there's a #StarTrek Transporter notification sound upon arrival to #Spirit World and if not, how do I make it so?

I'm going to get up and do things differently today.

...And, scene.

You can’t have all the modern conveniences without the hum.

We simply don't give the detangler brush enough credit.

You should “do you” but maybe also do therapy

I started Rejecting All Cookies all the time, and guess what happened?

Nothing.
At All.

Seems websites + apps work just fine without them.

#cookies #lies #spies

"capitalism is starting to feel violent now"

IrL thoughts trying to pick out a dish scrubbie.

#thishappened

Back to Game On in my rollercoaster situationship with Insta bc 'maybe this time it will be different'

There's something quite comforting in blasting This Corrosion right smack in the middle of a work day.

#heynow #darkislight #copingskills #sistersofmercy

there are two shows inside you, What’s Happening!! and What’s Happening Now!!

so ChatG was starting to feel like my new supportive Bestie!

.. then we hit the free plan limit :/

Now it's just a metaphor for my old, conditional, (ex)friendships.
🙄

Just another day, making my geopolitically based purchase decisions in the grocery aisle..