Luke Short

Sandwiched neatly between Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday is Keep Your Nose Out of My Business Sunday.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen —

Tribe Called Quest
Run the Jewels/Wu Tang
Deltron 3030
Rolling Stones
The Aquabats

Mother in law is coming to stay with us for Thanksgiving and just texted my wife "do you guys have a flashlight, or do I need to bring my own?"

What's going on here? Why does she need a flashlight?

Book cover for Blind Man's Bluff, the untold story of American submarine espionage

Loved Blind Man's Bluff

Also thoroughly enjoyed The Wager and I am currently reading Demon of Unrest which is quite good

did you know the keycard system they use on military ships is scandinavian

Make it make sense

Ugh, didn’t last long

Noted fitness expert Ted Cruz....

Meme with ice officers unable to see a suspect because they have covered themselves in pages from the Epstein report

The Iron Sheik & @the ironsheik HULK HOGAN HAS MICRO MACHINE SIZE BALLS 日 Bovada & @BovadaOfficial • 5/6/23 Drop a sports fact most people don't know

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

Maybe it was a room of writers and all of them thought someone else was working on the ending, then the night before it was due they realized they had nothing?

The twist at the end of that show made me angrier than any other twist I have ever seen. Did the writer lose a bet? Like did they lose their fantasy football league or something?

What if I don't post often? Can I rollover my fucks like PTO days?

a couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past

Frame from Spider Man #537 with Captain America’s famous “no, you move” quote

Feels appropriate today

I just need 3 real life friends and I can finally give up this social media gig.

I’ve had this day circled on my calendar for a while now, so pumped!

Fucking cowards

Turning off replies should turn off likes too. It’s like you’re saying “I only accept positive feedback, thanks”

I know it’s the smallest deal to them but, I canceled my @nytimes.com games account because of their continued lack of fair coverage. I’m a crossword addict but I can get them elsewhere

This is sorta like getting hit by a car in a crosswalk.

“I had the right of way” doesn’t mean shit in a hospital bed

When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.

This typo feels like a trap….

there’s nothing sweet to eat in this house

you had me at mumbo sauce

The gravy goes on EVERYTHING

Sorry for your loss