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A crow whistles to itself on a bright winter day. It's scratching at the snow with its foot. It sees something blue and plastic sticking out of the snow and says "Hello what's this". It reaches to pick it up with its beak and yanks it out with a "shing!"

The thing is revealed to be a blue bic pen. The crow holds it triumphantly above its head. There is a magic light emanating from the pen which is creating a blue crosshatching effect on the sky.

The crow holds the glorious pen and the words "I AM ARTIST" frame the image.

The Artful Corvid #oldknees

love when there's an article about how life is sustainable in the superheated waters surrounding a hydrothermal volcanic fissure on the ocean floor and then like six paragraphs in you find out the author's parents are chemosynthetic bacteria 🙄

Lady wearing a tshirt saying "The softness of moonlight. The strength of the sun" beneath overlapping female symbols

Woman wearing s shirt saying i am a lesbian. Bright red text on yellowy orange shirt

Guy wearing a shirt saying sodom today, gomorrah the world

Shirt with queer bart saying get used to it, dude

Nothing more beautiful than these gay vintage t-shirts

no you're 100% right and also at least half the time it's reinventing heterosexuality from first principles

Hey, as a librarian I need to tell you:

Our funding depends on usage.

So go ahead and check out that book even if you don't think you'll finish it. No one will know. Check out that DVD even though you might not like it. Get ambitious in your quest for knowledge.

shout outs to the girls the gays and the vampires

right, like, who writes YASD stories about hades runs?

i think spelunky had a bit of juice here at least

Sasquatch is caught having broken into a home and sits stiffly, balancing a teapot and cup. Caption reads: 'disguised myself as a table but once again did it the wrong side up

Sasquatch Diaries Feb 11th
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

the children yearn for Them's Fightin' Herds open lobbies

Play Ladykiller in a Bind. Tell Discord that you're playing Ladykiller in a Bind. Tell your friends that you're playing Ladykiller in a Bind. Start a Ladykiller in a Bind book club. Let Discord use fuzzy analytics to determine that you must be an adult because your book club is too busy to ever meet

a big part of the anger is the fucking gall to call the uk and aus implementations "successful"

"no one organised these multi-layered, highly effective and specialized resistance groups. cities just do that spontaneously"

Greenpeace calls on MPs to halt export of armoured vehicles to U.S. immigration agency ICE  - Greenpeace Canada Toronto – Greenpeace activists unveiled a banner saying “No Canadian Arms for ICE” at the Brampton headquarters of the Canadian company that is building armoured vehicles for the U.S. Immigratio...

"Canada cannot claim to defend human rights while exporting armoured vehicles that will be used to terrorize communities”: @greenpeaceca.bsky.social calls on MPs to halt export of armoured vehicles to U.S. immigration agency ICE
www.greenpeace.org/canada/en/pr...

Ontario’s health crisis isn’t an accident Billions are moving in health care, just not where patients expect

Ontario is expanding private surgical care while hospitals struggle with staffing levels and patient loads. By @alonghurst.bsky.social @policyalternatives.ca #onpoli camrosevoice.ca/health/priva...

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

finding out that 100% of the "rude" tag warnings are applied manually by bsky mod staff has been enriching because now whenever i see a post that objectively rocks tagged "rude" i know that some bsky mod was getting mad about what a good post it is

oh no

it's not really a different order, you get the same results. it's just called Brackets instead of Parentheses and you can swap the order of Multiplication/Division because they happen at the same time.

lots of people have changed their mind, started serving in the streets of mn, and been welcomed into the fold. we're mad at the pundits who open their mea culpas with, "after years of false alarms," or, "it was [overuse] ... to call you a fascist if you oppose abortion or affirmative action."

reading again they might have meant 'outside the city, but still in new york state,' sadly

i might be misled by this gothamist article which claims it covers any entity "advertis[ing] prices to New Yorkers," gothamist.com/news/mayor-m...

ianal but it seems like the language in line 20 of the act implies that? might be out of their jurisdiction though? www.nysenate.gov/legislation/...

if you can vpn in to new york and book from there to avoid fees, we might!

also remember which of them had polls and which of them had convictions

it's because we cancelled tommy tallarico so they can't make the guns feel good based on his sounds

*nods* never date someone who's allergic to lobster, got it

Check out my Guilty Gear OC, her name is Mass of Fermenting Dregs, she wears a bomb disposal suit and her weapon of choice is a stripper pole

this might be the only legitimate use of the ontario amber alert system

🗓️SAVE THE DATE!

❤️‍🔥#UMAD2026 returns to THE CHURCH in the heart of Montréal in August!

🧐More details to come!

PANEL 1: A cat in a tank top is looking out the window of a dingy apartment. Another cat is sprawled on the small bed with an ashtray resting on his chest. He's smoking. CAT 1: "Dammit, I'm tired of shitting in sand and pretendin' it's litter, Larry." CAT 2: "You can be such a dreamer, kid. It's adorable." PANEL 2: The cat at the window turns angrily back to the cat on the bed. CAT 1: "C'mon, Lar', don't hit me with the world-weary big-city queen act-- you're not so hollowed out that you don't dream about a place large enough to do big stretch in. About wet food that's more than shredded cardboard in broth!"

tenement drama for cats

(17 mins)