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49 Followers  |  44 Following  |  55 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.4954

Latest posts by paikinandeggs.bsky.social on Bluesky

I haven't logged in here for ages. Are there still people posting here? If so, why?

21.10.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see people are still posting content to this place. I forgot about it tbhonnie.

06.05.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OBSERVATION: The world is a piece of fuck.

15.03.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An ant poison called β€œGood Rid Ants.”

27.02.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paying money to be more popular on X reeks of Elon's Musk.

26.02.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone figured out how to deal with people?

24.02.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Severance, but only for when I read your skeets.

20.02.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Super Bowl: *puts on glasses*

Everyone: What's with the bowl?

10.02.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idea: Super-duper Bowlβ„’ (better than Super Bowl, obvs).

10.02.2025 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone figured out what the fuck? yet?

05.02.2025 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*first date with a YouTuber*

Them: *in the middle of the date* I'm sorry to interrupt, but could you please take a second to rate your experience and let me know if you would like to do this again? It would really help me out and it costs nothing. Thanks. Now, back to the date…

29.01.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Person about to invent wine: Oh fuck, I forgot that I left this vinegar out in the sun for a year.

28.01.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The sky isn't always bluer on the other side.

28.01.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are truly living in the most fucked-up timeline when you see a satirical headline from The Onion, and you realise that it's actually plausible.

23.01.2025 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Covfefe is back on the menu, folks.

21.01.2025 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava

15.01.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3423    πŸ” 457    πŸ’¬ 277    πŸ“Œ 64

*on a remote island*

"This sucks. Where's the change channel button?"

09.01.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfollow me for great content.

09.01.2025 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not too strict about it. I do have it once in a while.

09.01.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I stopped caffeine and let me tell you, I have experienced no noticeable changes.

09.01.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Facebook? In 2025? What's next? Beepers? Casio watches? Vinyl records?

08.01.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good beforenoon, everybody.

08.01.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Again lmao

06.01.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot that Bluesky existed for like the last 2 weeks lmao.

24.12.2024 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Sorry but your email didn't find me well at all. It found me really badly by going directly to my Spam folder.

11.12.2024 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bitcoin hit $100K. That’s absolutely wild. What’s next? $105K? No ways.

05.12.2024 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If a hadeda is only making a small noise (impossible, I know), is it called a hardly daar?

04.12.2024 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish there were a viral video that's hilarious, but only if you watch it til the end, but the catch is that it's a minute long and pretty boring up until the punchline.

03.12.2024 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

about to go stage at a rap battle and i see my opponent holding a file with my name on it i glance in the crowd and my therapist is there wearing a new fur coat

02.12.2024 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1329    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

I just heard someone on YouTube say that Rassie always thinks outside the Boks. How absurd.

28.11.2024 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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